Olly the Octopus Vs. Boris Johnson London Assembly 06/11/08

On the day Boris announced 2.4bn cuts in spending on public transport in london to fund a regal new croquette green at Eton, I felt it necessary to sing him my song face to face... At the mayor's London Assembly in Bromley. As you do...

Has London got a new mayor,
Or London's worst nightmare?

repeat alot...

V1

Boris Johnson's mayor,
Soon the Tories will be back in government.
We'll be ruled by the toffs again
And our working-class heroes will be homeward sent.
Who'd have thought his blondie locks
Could have mobilised so well the suburban flocks
And an homophobic twat from Eaton
Could have had red Ken beaten?

V2

Britain has been changing,
Now the suburbs are full of fear,
With the price of a mortgage rising,
The property folio is in arrears.
They're all having to board a bendy bus
Now petrol's a pound and over,
So they're voting for Boris to ban the things
And save the Range-Rover!

V3

Yes, the content classes are biting back,
They're all out at the polling stations
Taking a stand against the price of oil
And the amount of immigration:
Because as the credit-crunch starts to worsen
That means you're not a racist person,
Just missing the wealth of our fallen Empire
And our army of foreign slaves.
It's not enough to have half of the commonwealth here
Working for minimum wage.


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[wisebeach]

Indeed you have no hair

[OllyTheOctopus]

yes but I have balls

[falconpunch1]

Olly, you are the ballsiest person i've ever seen!

[LovePeaceDontHateWar]

Shame he's so cotton-pickin' cute. I'm not sure what he's singing about.. now if maybe... he'd put a paper bag over his head I just may comprehend something about injustice and whatever else dude sang.

[rockstarofredondo]

I want the CDeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Gorillaz616]

pure genius :D

[ValiantArrow]

"Thank you for reserving your brutality" LOL

[bernard35]

Wow, brilliant, thank you

[GamlGandalf]

Great job! More!!

[switchest26]

Hey Olly..get some more footage of u and Charlie V..you guys rock man..

I love watchion all you stuff..very inspiring!..iplay the tin whistle..just wish me gob was free to sing at the same time..i will have to adapt!.lol

Chers dude!

[falconpunch1]

Lol fag.

[ltbhtf08]

l0l bitch g0t s3rved...ur ossum

[BigBlueLion]

Is that why our fare went up? to fund a green?