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Published on Sep 18, 2012

By Anthony J. Sadar

Hi there, Sweeney patriot here and I have a rather funny spoof on Jeff Foxworthy's you might be a redneck if routine...

You Might Be a Progressive Ideologue, if...

1. You Might Be a Progressive Ideologue, if...You are never wrong.

2. You Might Be a Progressive Ideologue, if...You can never be accused of being a hypocrite because you are never wrong.

3. You Might Be a Progressive Ideologue, if...You are utterly shocked and dismayed to discover that others do not enthusiastically recognize your inherent wisdom or superior compassion.

4. You Might Be a Progressive Ideologue, if...You see problems in the world as resulting from others not realizing that they should defer to your inherent wisdom and superior compassion for solutions.

5. You Might Be a Progressive Ideologue, if...You always know what is best for everyone else and what is best is usually burdensome and never applies to you.

6. You Might Be a Progressive Ideologue, if...You have the constant urge to enslave and impoverish everyone who is not at your level of sophistication.

7. You Might Be a Progressive Ideologue, if...You hold that arrogance is a strength and self-righteousness is a virtue.

8. You Might Be a Progressive Ideologue, if...You believe that "the ends justifies the means."

9. You Might Be a Progressive Ideologue, if...You believe that even lying is okay because the ends justifies the means.

10. You Might Be a Progressive Ideologue, if..."Divide and conquer" at all costs is how you achieve your ends.

Hey, I hope you found some humor in that bit. Please do me a favor and forward this to all of your progressive friends. Also, be sure to comment down below and subscribe to ensure you receive more of these messages as we post them. Check out the Saint Lucy 912 and Tea Party project website at SLC 912.com to learn more about our group local and national political issues and where and how you can get involved in this years election campaigns.

That's all for now folks. God bless you and your family and God bless America This is Sweeney patriot signing off.

By
Meteorologist Anthony J. Sadar is author of In Global Warming We Trust: A Heretics Guide to Climate Science (www.inglobalwarmingwetrust.com).

From American Thinker

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