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SANTA'S COMIN' - (A Christmas Rap Music Video)

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Uploaded by on Dec 22, 2011

Make sure to check out the full 14 minute Christmas Special from Film Riot! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWFFxuQY5U&feature=channel_video_title

Download the Santa's Comin MP3 here: http://revision3.com/filmriot/filmriot_downloads

DOWNLOAD THE MP3 HERE: http://revision3.com/filmriot/filmriot_downloads
LYRICS:

(Santa)
Up on the house top the reindeer falls,
Out comes the pimp Santa Clause,
With a bowl full of Jelly and a candy cane,
A sack full of gifts, I'm-a make it rain!

Cause I knows who's naughty, I know who's nice,
I got that list, I checked it twice,
And if you naughty, it's not your night,
Cause I brought my dog and he's about to bite!

Cause Santa's got the list, and Santa's got the limp,
and I'm ready to rip with an extended clip.
So if you trip you aint get coal,
You'll get four slugs from my 4-4!

So you better watch out, you better not cry,
You better not pout, I'm telling you why,
Cause Santa Claus is mother flippin coming to town.

DANCE

(Santa)
I fly around the world one night a year,
I work my jingle balls off and only cookies are here?!
I ain't trying to rock the sleigh, but this is makin me sick
I don't think it's asking too much, even waiters get tipped

(Elf)
I'm an elf Mutha FATHER!
Disrespect Santa and you get me,
A reject from lord of the rings,
I'll tinsel your a**, sell all your presents for cash,
Leave you socks with no receipt so you can't take it back!

I'll douse myself with gasoline and set my body on fire,
Throw myself through your window,
burn down your house, then blame faulty wires
Rip off your head spit down your neck,
Then go old testament with pestilence
and Tear your heart out yo chest and eat it with my morning chex!

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  • Who watched this everyday since it came out I know I did.

  • How much Helium did Josh have to suck to make this video?

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  • I feel like they copyed the link rap

  • HAV A VERRY KRUNK CHRISTMAS!!

  • santa claus featuring anger management elf.

  • @fifki72 Alright point taken.

  • @TheAsian777 still if u havnt watched all their vids at least watch them all because you can see that they used blue for josh (elf)

  • @fifki72 I don't watch every video they make! XD Sheesh - and who knows, maybe they used a purple screen or a.......a super awesome screen!?

  • @TheAsian777 do u even watch their vids they a got a whole bts about this

  • @TheAsian777 they did

  • Did you guys use a Blue Screen instead of a Green Screen?

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