Hey You're Invited!
Wow you're one lucky $+%#^}*! You're invited to another year of Bubba's SuperBowl Party and this is your OFFICIAL invitation, he doesn't just shotgun these invite thing's out you know... you should feel special, so Be There!
BTW, bring something to eat... PLEASE - but don't bother if you like Bubba's deadly-hot chili. There's plenty O'Beer and other various libations too drink tho.
Also, you might need a toilet cover or two if you require to sit down for peeing, or if you need to take a poop... just a friendly FYI.
Other quick notes... park on the street - not in the yard, All nut meats are prohibited (prior allergic guest reactions/lawsuit), clothing is REQUIRED at all times, absolutely NO PET MONKEYS are welcome this year, ok Carl? (btw Cindy's earlobe grew back, but her eyelid didn't yet).
There's no cover charge, but you'll need too sign a tiny, minor legal document with a liability waiver (remember to initial page 12) before entering the metal detector, and passing thru security checkpoint 1.
Thanks and we'll see ya there!
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