Wedding Bell Blues - Mitt Romney Edition

On the second anniversary of the legalization of Gay Marriage in Massachusetts- Drag Diva Deborah puts on her political activism hat and sings this satirical ditty to the tune of this Fifth Dimension classic.

GAY WEDDING BELL BLUES - To Governor Romney

Mitt, I've heard your rants, I wish you'd quit
Just listen to you and hear your passion against gays
(Oh, but you're never gonna take my wedding day)
I was on your side Mitt when you were cruisin'
To win your seat, but since then, there's been some foolin'
Your lies and deceit won't carry me till you marry me Mitt

Your scare tactics, they're quite a hit
From 'activist judges' to 'social decay' that you foretell
(Oh, but you're never gonna take my wedding bells)
I won't support White House running, but I'll be lonely
You're too rich, white, straight, and cunning, they're loving you only
Your lies and deceit won't carry me, come on marry me Mitt

I loathe you so, you pious twit
Your righteous religion rules the law- that's not allowed!
(Oh, but you're never gonna steal my wedding vows)
Oh, come on Mitt
Oh, come on Mitt
Come on and marry me Mitt
I got the wedding bell blues
Please marry me Mitt
I got the wedding bell blues
Marry me Mitt

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• massachusetts
• politics
• gay
• marriage
• mitt
• romney
• drag
• fifth
• dimension
• deborah
• boston

[beezers99]

Defining gay marriage restricts religious liberty (In Massachusetts Catholic charities can't adopt out as their doctrine is "discriminatory") and restricts parental rights (In Massachusetts, homosexual fairy tales were taught as equal treatment without parental authority). I want to protect my kids against what I, as a parent, feel is morally wrong. What about my rights? Why take over the definition of marriage? Domestic partnerships give gays ALL of the same rights. Marriage isn't a right.

[DebManischewitz]

OMG blah blah blah! What a rant!

Marriage is a right that is now shared by all in MA. You have a right to disagree with it, but no right to block my right to marry.

[DebManischewitz]

Well at least we won't have Mitt in 2008.

[DebManischewitz]

HAHAHAHAHA!! Mitt took the bronze in Super Tuesday.

[sfaster]

This is Great! I don't understand Mitt's views. Everyone knows he had an episode

with mission buddy when he 18 or 19yrs. He just needs to tell and he would feel better. We know he's not gay..................It just happened.

[crimson1683]

You are right.......we probably have no right to block what you call a "marriage" ( even though the Bible defines it as a union between a MAN and a WOMAN. ) So you just go ahead and "marry", sweetheart. God will be your judge. By the way, you can't sing worth a crap!

[crimson1683]

You are right.......we probably have no right to block what you call a "marriage" ( even though the Bible defines it as a union between a MAN and a WOMAN. ) So you just go ahead and "marry", sweetheart. God will be your judge.

[Rockymtntruth]

@beezers99 "Defining gay marriage restricts religious liberty..." More bullshit from the religious Reich. Nope. You're on the wrong side of history and the day is fast coming when your philosophy will be thrown into the dustbin of history where trash belongs.

[dizzylr]

Deb your a talented peformer. Keep it up, we love you. Anyone who posts a negative comment against you on here just doesnt get it. Lets outlaw divorce against hetro couples.

[bartleby2007]

This is gay.

[lagesag]

and this version is pretty creative ;)