Haters - A Youtube Symphony

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DISCLAIMER: This is, of course, 100% a joke in everyway, I love all youtubers including the haters - after all, youtube wouldn't be the same without your witty attacks and shots of patronising sarcasm, which are almost as entertaining as the videos themselves. Wrote this in 5 minutes, hence the simplicity and the most horrendous rhyming ever seen on youtube - never again will the word 'minging' be seen in one of my songs!:S Enjoy, and comment as you will - haters, I almost encourage you to insult this video, the irony would be just beautiful :D

Oh yeah, and I know my slippers are falling apart... what can I say, they have been well loved.. :P

Here are the lyrics...

This is a song for all the musical haters on youtube,
You know the ones who write comments we'd rather delete
Shouting loser, or dumbass, or faggot, or weirdo or fat n00b...
Time after time they yell like a song stuck on repeat

Like your guitar playing, not so sure about the singing
Admire your song writing but my ears, they are a-ringing
Good try... but you really need to quieten down
Like your guitar playing, but your vocals are so minging!

This is a song for all the musical haters on youtube,
Please take a breath, count to ten and then write something nice!
Don't say I'm out of tune or have a lisp or have a voice like a gay dude
If your going to be insulting, be original coz I've all those twice -- or more...!

Like your guitar playing, not so sure about the singing
Admire your song writing but my ears, they are a-ringing
Good try... but you really need to quieten down
Like your guitar playing, not so sure about the singing!

This is a song for all the musical haters on youtube,
You know the ones who write comments we'd rather delete
Shouting loser, or dumbass, or faggot, or weirdo or fat n00b...
Time after time they yell like a song stuck on repeat
stuck on repeat
stuck on repeat
repeat, repeat, repeat...(repeat as necessary :D)

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[Und3r0ATH0690]

Good song. but you still never answered my question. are you gay?

[smallpaul101]

No I'm not, but it does amaze me how so many people use it as a form of 'insult'... I understand the singing-out-of-tune / lisp comments, the gay ones not so much. But hey that's youtube, everyone's entitled to their opinion, even if it's homophobic / racist / sexist apparently!

[hahabaha1]

But I'd like to say, there's a line between unnecessary offensive comments and constructive criticism. I saw someone tell you how you might improve your vocals in another one of your videos (Thrown it all Away) and in that one, they were right. But I do like your work :-)

[smallpaul101]

Absolutely, I agree! The chorus line here is actually not really a hater comment, it's just funny coz I hear it soooo many times lol, but yeah you are right :D thanks for the comment!

[joeshears]

Man, your CRAP! Just kidding! That is quite impressive for 5 miuntes worth of song writing. I am still chuckling now. Haha....

[lorlproductions]

i love you

[TheSupercheat]

@Und3r0ATH0690 go fuck yourself u and dont calll people gay u are just jelous so shut the fuk up dikc head

[Jiimmaayy]

i typed in dumb ass with a lisp and this came up

[handonrip]

Just like the Barak Obama administration...will call you a "hater" or speak about your "anger".....for disagreeing with anything the "obama" administration does to destroy this country, and or its morals and values......By the same token......gay people will call you a hater for stating that homosexuality is wrong and disgusting.

[handonrip]

the term "hater" and "homophobic" are terms that have become meaningless insults directed at sane people. What I mean by sane.....is people who have enough wisdom to not be homosexual......and are also wise enough to speak up and tell someone before it costs them their life. But if you tell someone homosexuality is wrong....then you are a "hater". I have answered this accusation on my blog....because I have unfairly been called a hater too many times by sexual deviates....

[JohnTheHater]

Delete this one...

You suck, I bet you're gay.

[Streetammo08]

Fail :b

[GreenAmigos]

your voice is like being shat on

[TheCrazybaby13]

haha thats funny!!!

[KayshaLovesYou]

Hahah I Love It :) xx

[gamehero77]

lol great job man! great song!