If George Only Had A Brain

Dubya was born with 85% of his brain and skull missing. Due to these advanced complications Dubya was forced to do highly experimental DNA treatment. This was done by replacing the missing head parts with chimpanzee body parts, and filling in the rest with cracked corn. After the procedure only a very small part of his original human brain, the rationality center, was left. It was very difficult to adjust to his new overly primal instincts and most believe that he never really did. What was confirmed however was how he was trained for presidency since he never really had the ability to become president he became one by blindly following orders from Dick Cheney one of the smartest politicians and human hunters around.
~ http://uncyclopedia.org


"If Only George Had A Brain"
Performed by Bill Jacobs
Music by Harold Arlen

Category:

Comedy

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[Tamponsdestroylives]

If only the voters had a brain

[Redflyer67]

This dumbass drunk got to be President.. only in america..

[49502carl]

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!1

[treon123456]

MY GOD....I FEEL GOOD....I'M SMARTER THAN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES....")

[CitySlickerHillBilly]

I mean, right now, the only things that Obama has that Bush didn't was a communist, a barrel full of freakin' CZARS, and the idiots follow him instead of berating 'im.

And PS, about half the things thrown up there to insult Bush were stated by a Bush impersonator that he invited to the white house to pal around with.

[CitySlickerHillBilly]

B-e-a-utiful that compared to Bush, Obama is currently the same or worse. Both use the Patriot Act, both get us involved in more war (McCain DID NOT want us to go to Afghanistan), etc.

Hell, Bush was liked more one year in of both his terms than Obama's approval still decreasing aprroval ratings. To top that off, Bush's cabinet was actually the MOST RACIALLY DIVERSE presidential cabinet in the history of the USA. Bush did more for the races than Obama has of yet.

[TreeHandThing]

Uncyclopedia is fake...

[nessnomar]

As Carols Mencia said, the smartest idiot who ever lived.

[evilhayashi]

i hate that fucking gay dick head lol