Somewhere overweight people (Allan Sherman parody sung to Somewhere over the rainbow

Cowboy Bob, with Lefty and Tex, singing at sheep herding camp in the middle of Kansas.

"Somewhere, overweight people,
Just like me,
Must have someplace where folks dont count
every calorie.

Somewhere, over the rainbow,
Way up tall,
Theres a land where theyve never heard of
cholesterol.

Where folks can eat just what they want
And still be trim and slim and gaunt,
Youll find me -
Where every little thing I taste
Wont wind up showing on my waist,
Or worse - behind me.

Somewhere, overindulging is divine.
If their waistlines arent bulging,
Why then, oh why does mine?

If bluebirds weighted as much as I
Youd see some big fat bluebirds in the sky."

Category:

Music

Tags:

• cowboy
• cholesterol
• overweight
• comedy

[trasum123]

That land for oversight people is already here!! It's called McDonalds

[D3faima]

speaking of colesterol the colesterol is singing !

[D3faima]

fuck you fat boy drop the mike let's fight !

[myownworld777]

hahaha, now thats funny as hell. lol, and you have an insane voice. its awsome

[weirdalfan001]

That land is not to far away and the munchkins are really munchkins not midjets

[tubebrendan1]

really funny! and you're a great singer!!!