Teleporter!

scientists discovered a new way of teleporting and they gave me the teleporting gene. they told me to video tape me trying it so i decided i would do it after three days of non stop trying. they got it down. i can teleport anywhere in the world if you just ask me i will go there and bring back something the cool thing is that the originals were machines but now i can just do it. also another bad thing is that i took an oathe and so it is only for educational purposes only i was so upset i wanted to do some fighting using it. so basically if you want me to do it in any movies or anything message me also if you want to learn how go to http://www.BedPan.com/bedpans/poopoointhapotty/squiddlyline/coloneatate/funny...

i did this and recieved $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000
for subjecting my body to scientific experiments. it is worth it even though once they give it to u u make a mighty pee in your pants.




bed pans not included and not reasonsable for any diseases or DEATH




have an outstanding day :)

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[michaelstraightlive]

@dacanadianidiot I used windows

Movie maker suprisingly

[lalinsky]

lol,cool!!

[michaelstraightlive]

@lalinsky hahhahaha thnx man!

[DaCanadianIdiot]

good job what program did you use?