Why It Sucks - Twilight: Eclipse

Next time an actual eclipse comes around, look into it so you never have to watch another twilight movie again.

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[HollywoodWhore17]

You had to sit through all 3 of these horrible flicks, almost 6 hours of your life gone forever, plus having to re-live the horror while filming all 3 reviews, just for us, so we don't have to go through the same pain and misery???

Thanks, man... Thanks.... I feel for you! :)

[lVlannnic]

why do you do why it sucks on films which generally everyone knows suck! i would prefer you to do a why it sucks to EVERY FILM, because aspects of every film suck... and again, certain parts of the poorest films around have some wicked bits in them... tell me a sucky film sucks is like saying hot chocolate is hot... interest me with YOUR OPINION, a new opinion and not what everyone is already thinking...

[steveN111333]

6:31 LOL

[mrcoacoa123]

actually the first one was SLIGHTLY watchable, the rest have TOO much emotion, i mean, they try to confuse us with emotion to the point where we WONT really notice that nothing actually happened..... trust me, i sat through all 4 (breaking dawn part 1 was the WORST) nothing actually happens,

you covered the rest.

[alerom23471]

lol "and taylor lautners back without a shirt.... again". Only reason girls like these movies

[FlippedChik628]

LOL the funny thing is...there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING fascinating about Bella. She's just a trippy, whiny bitch; there's nothing special about her. But the trick is, she has little to no character development; so anyone reading the book - be it ten-year-old girls or 40-year-old women - can slip into her shoes, liteally, and live out their fantasies of being fought over by hot guys and the cause of a huge war. That's why I hate her: she's so stupid, and yet she gets what she wants.

[BMTH1ETF]

okay, hold up. yeah the movies sort of blow, but the books ARE amazing. & bella swan's charater is fascinating. & the fighting scene wasnt over bella okay. it was victorias revenge on EDWARD for killing her mate so in turn she choose to do the same & he would never allow that & yatta yatta. so listen dick hole, i get why your making fun of the movie, but the book & its characters should be off limits. make fun of the actors who crappily portray them.

[Themanwithn0eyes]

@idgarad Twilight the story of a young girl who's choices are necrophilia and beastiality.

[idgarad]

Twlight: Making pedophilia popular. 100+ year old man taking advantage of someone at least 1/4th his age.... /facepalm

[paintballer4life105]

Why it sucks - scream 4

[GrimLP]

I would recommend "Why movie trailers suck" and you can highlight all the times that movie trailers show something that is not even in the film. For instance, paranormal activity 2 showed a lot in the trailer that wasn't in the film. Iron Man 2, Cop out, etc. all have scenes in the trailer that were cut from the movie at the last minute.

[soad19152003]

My recommendation: Watch the Twilight movies with Rifftrax! That's the only way I would watch them and I don't regret it, it was a good experience. lol