Uploaded by CwShifty on Sep 24, 2009
"Just take a look over there. Is that one fit, with the long dark hair?"
"She's got to be a mucky tart, her mate looks like a madman's arse."
"Can I have the fit one?"
"Now don't be boring."
"My knob's cotdeath - its one foot long, and hard to get up in the morning!"
Thank fuck for ugly women, all the boilers, bags and trolls
Just so they could get a shag, they invented alcohol
She had a face a pig wouldn't lick, complexion like a bag of sick
Underneath her hanging gut, an alsatian with its windpipe cut
Real fish in her fishnets, and squashed in a paste,
Two eels (heels), two soles, and between her legs
A very smelly plaice (place)
©1989 The Macc Lads
N.B.- It is a well known fact that girls travel in pairs of contrasting appearance.
i.e. A fit bird will always have a mate that lives under a stone; a very fit bird will have a chum from the circus. If you see a really hideously deformed car crash victim, wipe away that vomit and buy her pal a pint.
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When i was younger i had a motto..... He who fucks ugly, fucks often
mrnebb01 9 months ago
thank fuck for ugly women - all the boilers, bags and trolls, just so they could get a shag they invented alcohol!
PokeyCola 1 year ago
fukkin aye. go you dirty lad bastards hahahah . my fav has to be alton towers and village idiot :)
wee1man111 2 years ago
This is soooooooo Politically incorrect. WHO GIVES A FUCK?????????/
j4wn 2 years ago