another GIVEAWAY?!(winners selected.
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I need the money because one day when i was walking outside a wild potato appeared and raped me. i need the money for an abortion or a coat-hanger.
my second reason is that when I went to Germany to rape and pillage I was kidnapped by a band of hookers who threatened to eat my fetas which I was carrying at the time. I offered them 5mill Runescape cash and they said if I didn't deliver I would be hunted for a sport and my remains would be fed to wild pigs and turtles.
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YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH 6M MEANS TO ME!!!!. LOL I WANT IT PLEASE I WANT TO WIN. SO WHEN I PK NOOBS DONT RUN AND I CAN ANCIENT THEM
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u shud givout a free mem
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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.
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i got a true story. well i was walking home cause i had to get to the store and buy some shit for ma mom. so these people honk me and are like hey need to walk to your house like a loser ha ha ha. so a few days later i am in a car with friends and i see them and one is crying so i am like oh what your mom grounded you from her car. so he is like no this is my car. wtf pussy stop lieing. and then i shot him with ma water gun :). it was a water gun that shoots 100 ft and i soaked him. hope i win.
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pk here's a true story for you. I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks "Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again. lol
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My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.
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TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.
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I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead.
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Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can’t leave" the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do Take a knife cut a little X where the bite is suck out the poison and spit it on the ground" The guy ruins back to his friend who is in agony ‘What did the doctor say?" the victim asks "He says you’re gonna die"
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A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."
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iPKForU 3 months ago
I need the money because a scammer said he could double 1m in items and money, so i found out his IP and found out where he lives and gave him $500,000 then gave him my Iron sword and armour. He ran with all my money, then i saw a crappy 1980 Ford car next to a brand new 2011 Lamborgini. I thoguht since he took my money ill take his car. I DIDN'T KNOW THE FORD ONLY SOLD FOR $2000. well anyways in Runescape i really did lose 1m to a scammer, he was a fake dice game host.
Z3r037 3 months ago
@Z3r037 HAHAHA thats awesome xD
iPKForU 3 months ago