Mitchell & Webb - Football, Football, Football

Thats not an anecdote. Thats just you being a pompus cunt.

WATCH THE FOOTBALL!
Haha, little anecdote for you. I went to the pub once, and little did I know or care that a big match was on, the doorman said to me "You know we're not showing the match here"
"Good" said I and ordered a glass of nice refreshing beer without any footy cunts to bother me.

what the americans call footbal is realy rugby for people who cant play a physical game for more than 30 seconds at a time

@TheEnglishAthiest It's not even rugby- It's a wimpy, pathetic excuse for a copy of rugby- Rugby players use mouthguards. American football players wear shitloads of polystyrene.

Then again, twenty two full grown men getting paid £150k each to kick a ball up and down a field really is pathetic.

The games are completely different just both involve physical play. For a start american football you have much harder tackles and less restrictions on hits, anything but a leg tackle is a foal in rugby.
Bottom line is the padding is necessary for the game, while it isn't in rugby. Your mindless comparison is stupid unless american football was exactly the same game just with padding which it isn't. Get back to picking up the trashbins.

They ARE the same thing. Both involve a bunch of fully grown men running up and down a field with a fucking ball. Who gives a shit?

22 overpaid men kicking an inlfated pigs bladder wraped in a dead cows skin, up and down a field, trying to get it inbetween two poles, at either end of the field. and thats football, BORING

I agree. Football is okay as a sport and a hobby, but as a job it's pretty pathetic.

This video is amazing! Literally had me in stitches!

yes...surprisingly, the title football implies...football...