My Latest Directive

Many humans have dared to challenge me, Commander Pinktaurious the Ultimate Authority in the Universe. Let it be known that this will not be tolerated! Let it be known from this time forward, any attempt to complain, rebel, mutiny or defy me and my actions in any way will have a serious consequence!!!

Any attempt to protest, revolt, mutiny or defy me and my directives in any way will have a serious consequence. This is the only way that I can maintain order and stability upon the ever growing amount of human life-forms who have chosen to disobey.

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[poopla707]

The fuck?

[gorncommander]

Because of your audacity you will be placed into an agony booth for duration of an earth time period known as a day!! Then you are to be immediately be fitted with an Interneuron Flux-Impeder, which is a Nebulan technology that allows access and the ability to recalibrate an individual's nervous system. Furthermore because of you foolishness, you will also suffer many terrible afflictions including having your central nervous system liquefied.

-Commander Pinktaurious

[zxzrp0]

So, it was you who melted the Evil witch of the West. She must have defied you horribly.

[TehRayman1110]

OMG OMG this vid was released on my birthday, thank you GornCommander for the wonderful birthday present

[poopla707]

Hot.

[drbotanus]

@boogertait

Its Lucifer, the IL series Cylon from Battlestar Gallactica.

At least I hope it is. I hope this isnt real. If it is, we are all screwed.

Funny funny funny funny Video. The Face Melter Helmet reminds me of the brain melt helmet Killer Kane makes Buch Rogers wear in the Buster Crabbe series.

[boogertait]

I want this cool ass robot

[NeilBritain7]

Looks like you mean business .Can we do a deal.?

[Darkmaster23Doom]

FEEL MY POWER BACON..>D DNANANNANANANANNANAN U CAN NOT WIN PINKTARUS I WILL WIN....my power is greater than twenty two million five ghundred luner cyclics and the revolition of five gullarion suns.....you have defied me for the last time Pinktarus MY BACON WARRIORS ARE COMING....and so am i.....

[Darkmaster23Doom]

Umm i belive in you man...BUT I CAN HEAR COMPUTER TYPING OF a keyboard.