Flounce, As Explained By Me

I love Regretsy, and so I figured I'd poke around in my garage of my mom's hoarded items, and I found a "Young Reader's Dictionary" among a vast sea of things. Also, some women "flounced" over tits last night, so I decided to look up said word, as explained to a child.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• regretsy
• flounce
• young reader dictionary
• wtf
• a skirt
• ugly dress
• how does this happen sailing

[etclaghorn]

Fags picking on the retarded and talentless aren't impressive. I suppose if you collect enough delusional self-loving losers incapable of either sympathy or empathy for anyone else lacking their self-obsessed ways, then you have a cohesive group of people who can only stand each other. I can only be assured that whichever poor man has to tolerate your ignorance probably deserves it. Be assured that your expensive way of life and lack of respect for life's fundamentals self-perpetuate.

[raccooninabox]

@etclaghorn That's nice that you think you know stuff. I couldn't care any less and stopped reading halfway through your little spiel For the record, I live in despondency. So, I can't afford this "expensive way of life" you speak of. If you don't like my video, don't watch.

[theseshoozrule]

I just turned into a gay man and fell right the fuck in love with you. Marry me in Vermont!!

[raccooninabox]

@theseshoozrule OKAY!

[raccooninabox]

Yay! My first Retardtube fight in comments! I feel just like that seedy RayWilliamJohnson character!

[etclaghorn]

Regretsy is for spoiled cunts who are incapable of true love. Fags like this who mistakenly think their opinion matters to anyone love this crap. I suppose it would be a matter of time before one of them does something like this in their mother's basement. Makes sense seeing as he apparently cannot abandon his juvenile love for her in order to become a man like the rest of us.

[raccooninabox]

@etclaghorn I don't even HAVE a basement, so your argument is severely invalid!

[kaseysospacey]

@etclaghorn

dude, its just making fun of stupid shit people put for sale. Just because I think its funny that someone puts up something as 'handmade' thats available at Walmart for $5, or sells some dirty lace stapled at the ends as a 'vintage-style necklace' doesn't mean I suddenly cannot love my husband anymore.

[KingJaymzSB]

That was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

[stretch64]

The speaker stole April's Dads line!! Does April get a check eveytime someone says it?!

TTFN

[kelli7989]

Love love loved this. I could listen to you say armah-dillo all day :)

[Fbowaa]

"Including this armadillo.."

Haha brilliance.

[Fbowaa]

"Including this armadillo..."

Ho ho ho. Brilliance.