Damn it feels good to be a laxer [Lyrics]

For all who play the great game of lacrosse :)
[EDIT]
~~~~Lyrics~~~~ Thank you lacrosseaddict
Damn it feels good to be a laxer

Damn it feels good to be a laxer
A true laxers gonna party all night
A real laxer knows that his bitch is comin home
So a real laxer don't need to start fights
And Navy gonna get the ring fo the cap
When the champ says always what they taught em
And real laxers dont need to sweat hoes
Cuz them real laxers already got em
Aint gotta act cool if you know you a laxer
True laxers just who we meet
Play three-sixty-fi a year 24/7
Cuz real laxers can always compete

And all I gotta say to you
Maryland, Hopkins, Syracuse dick-eatin bastards
The times gonna come when we wear the ring
Damn it feels good to be a laxer

Damn it feels good to be a laxer
Feedin' the crease with the finest of skills
Aint gotta be born in Meriland
Yo, just come with that shit that is ill
Damn it feels good to be a laxer
I mean a big stud that everyone know
Ridin' Nap Town crunk n the boys is all drunk
With the bitchs and the acne hoes
Now lax muthafuckers come from all around the country
Though we play as one with a pact
These laxers righ here are some rough ones man
Make a step and we dont have to ask

And all I gotta say to you
Maryland, Hopkins, Syracuse dick-eatin bastards
When the pads come off, what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a laxer

Damn it feels good to be a laxer
A real laxer dont always get up late
A real laxer breaks balls off in practice
Cuz he knows that there will be a date
Now bitches look at all lax players like a stop sign
And play the role of Little Miss Sweet
But get the bitch with a twin, put the dick in the mouth
Then dump in the ass with the meat
Cuz laxers is bigger than the gang playas
Fuck the girl I care more for my stick
An Navy lax killa with the figures
And they watchin and the posse all say we da shit
And real lax muthafuckers don't talk much
All ya hear is the crack from the pass smash
And real lax playas only run an quit
Cuz a throat check will always make em fall fast
Now when you in the stands get the shit, do the shit
Screamin loud other teams we will wax ya
And lax fans is always the drunkest breed game
Damn it feels good to be a laxer

And now, a word from our President!

Damn it feels good to be a laxer
Gettin voted into the White House
Im about to set it down this time fo real
Find out what Monicas all about
Now every now and then I gotta lay it down
When they slow with gettin my brew
And then I send 'em out to get a couple of kegs
Yo, White House party with my crew
So fans of the world keep supportin'
And we promise yall well bring it home
Other teams better not upset us
In fact its better to leave us alone
To all you public fans, that helped us win
Well drink right after
Cuz now the east coast is swingin' from my nuts
Damn it feels good to be a laxer

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[n00bpwnr3000]

@airbender5 your name's airbender... and lax is gay ?

[aciddz]

@laxinballas chazz woodson?

[crittersqweek]

@OutTheMouth orange men ya yahhh

[OutTheMouth]

Syracuse Lax. <3

[LaxBro25Midd]

lax bro all day and tomorrow

[ceejaym10]

fresh song

[sk8erluck]

guys leg at @ 2:53?

[onefive10]

@airbender5 and your name is airbender5.. i think you're just mad your not a chill lacrosse player like the rest of us

oh and can you say faggot one more time? i didnt get the message

[airbender5]

@onefive10 im a mac? your a faggot go talk like a faggot and wear lax pinnies

[onefive10]

@airbender5 you got head 4 times! damn your a mac

[bobmarleythe3232]

@lacrossedude6767 tennis crew nascar indy hockey golf speed stacking badmitton table tennis speed walking rugby volleyball to name a few point being ur wrong