Intel 32nm Rap

INTEL 32NM RAP LYRICS

"Poor college boy with no green to spend,
Still I've got dreams of those Thirty-Two N M's,
I'm tech support for every girl I know,
When something goes wrong they call me, 'Tyler YO!
I need some help,
Won't you please come save me',
That's when I'd show up,
With my one less than Eighty,
Chipset,
Thirty Nine Sixty X,
Six cores, Twelve threads,
Call it a Hexa-Threat!
But how can I provide,
That support for tech,
When my rig is outdated,
Call it a CHIP-WRECK!
Macs rule everything around me,
I take a bite of the Apple,
I rock a PC,
Engineering my degree,
I could work for thee,
So Intel, Newegg, I'm begging you please,
Make like in Pokemon and
CHOOSE ME!!!

Special Thanks to: Elmer the Cameraman, Haley, Kayla, Sydney, Brooke, and Christina; the Backup Dancers, Jerel the Beatmaker, Krista the Helper, and Eric the Ihome Provider!

Thank you Intel and Newegg for your time and consideration!

Category:

Science & Technology

Tags:

• Intel
• Rap
• 32nm
• Contest
• intel
• Entry
• X79
• Rapping Computer Freestyle
• 32

[anironwalrus]

Man, I just submitted my entry. This is the best I've seen yet. Very clever!

[tsloan20]

@anironwalrus Thank you :)

[BIOSHOCKFOXX]

who said that technology isn't cool ?

[SassyVo1]

This is the best! Love, love love

[rtist4u]

Great job!