Weiner Twitter photo scandal and how he could've prevented it

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Everyone has heard about Rep. Anthony Weiner's 'crotch shot' scandal by now. He could've avoided this mess if only he knew how to cheat in the digital age.

1. For one, you should diversify on Twitter. The more people you follow, the better you can hide all your college coed 'friends.'

2. When sending photos of your genitals, be sure to use a private direct message instead of a public @ reply so they don't appear in your feed.

3. And if you get caught, don't resort to lame excuses, like saying someone may have 'manipulated' your wiener.

4. If you really want to troll for girls anonymously, why not do it on one of the many adult 'dating' sites?

5. And if all else fails, you can always get a good, old-fashioned hooker. Just make sure you cover the money trail.

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[SUPERSCHMOO]

I'm from new york, and i knew, i just KNEW with a name like his, his fate was WRITTEN IN STONE.

[blogegog]

Oh crap, I think I may be becoming gay. That guy's weiner made me hungry!

[chelynzkie]

i don't like this...

[thecheeze9001]

Unfortunately most dating sites are scams and all of them are designed to make as much money off you rather than get you laid.

[GigawingsVideo]

@dbelmon1 For the love of.......... stop argoing about Hitler! we have to argue about PENIS!

[dbelmon1]

@WhiteyMcWhiteJr

Hitler was that guy who came up with that whole ideology and then proved how right he was about all of it by losing all of the wars he started, getting Germany firebombed into the stone age and then occupied by the victors for 50 years, and killing himself like a pussy when his capital city was being raped and pillaged by those Red Army characters, yeah? Well I guess we all have our role models, but you've gotta be a pretty dumb fuck to begin with if that sounds like success.

[crazedmetfan12]

i like mustard on my weiners

[LUIGI2323FUN]

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wtf

[dunkirknewyork]

Check it out! Look up " Anthony Weiner Secret Hideout Uncovered "

[onstageagain]

Weiner Gate ? that's my zipper there talking about. This guy has a personality disorder. Very hard to get rid of these disorders. There R drugs that can deal with it, don't know if it ever goes away. This guy sends out crotch photos of himself? Women don't want to see these type of photos! He risks his marriage, career. Deep reasons for this behavior . Hes a political geek that wormed his way in & has nothing to fall back on. He looks like a ostrich . Get rid of him.