I Saw John Kennedy Today

****apparently doesn't need viagra****

He's a Kennedy. Heck, Papa Joe didn't need no viagra.

And those road women can do wunnerful things to combat Addison's.

*****Maybe his dates are getting a little fuzzy in his old age.*****

Maybe so.

BUT if he didn't look his age and if food and gas were his only expenses -- meaning that he doesn't even need medical treatment at the age of 91 -- then you would expect him to be mentally sound.

The Addison's Disease must have gone away on its own, and he apparently doesn't even need viagra at his advanced age to fully appreciate the women that he picks up on the road.

Good point. But I guess Jack means that he had given up on the Marilyn's and Jackie O's (who didn't become Jackie O until 1968) so that he could pick up women on the road.

But the real point here: this is what the guy actually said to me. Maybe his dates are getting a little fuzzy in his old age.

He "didn't need" Marilyn Monroe? He decided that "back in '63"?

That was prudent, given that she had died in 1962.

Great Job. Hail to the Chief!