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Published on Apr 12, 2011

Cool story bro, tell it again. Watch internet trolls use these meme inspired pick up lines on girls. And they work! Get Her Number! GET BLOOPERS & EXTRAS HERE: http://tinyurl.com/c4c3vna

Learn how we pick up girls with Project GO: http://tinyurl.com/bv2b2w6
Check out our website: http://www.SimplePickup.com

Music by Jervy Hou: http://www.youtube.com/user/khmaininjai3
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Memes used (in order):
1. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
2. Forever Alone
3. Cool story bro, tell it again.
4. I am disappoint
5. Bitch, I look like Goku!
6. Over 9000
7. Waffles? Don't you mean carrots?
8. Consequences will never be the same! (Jessi Slaughter)
9. Fap fap fap
10. U jelly?
11. Jizz in my pants
12. You 'mirin?
13. Successful troll is successful.
14. "Friday" by Rebecca Black
15. U mad?
16. Lettuce be cereal
17. I know you be 'mirin my aesthetics
18. I've had a crush on you for years
19. Elbows too pointy
20. 6/10 AT BEST

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  • NowOrNeverVision

    Re-watching the first video because of the last video.

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  • genio1616161616

    4:00 Steve Aoki in the Background with a dog

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  • Anthony DePaz

    whatd they say

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    in reply to Viper201399 (Show the comment)
  • mydecembermydecember

    2:53 "I have a boyfriend" Here's my number. What the fuck?

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  • IRISMrBlackIRIS

    intended) just like in here. Its a good confidence builder but its def the best way to get rejected. If you get a number (which a lot of the time a girl will do just to be nice and have no intention of going out with you) and go out with a chick, its rare. This line of work is if you have balls of steel. Try at your own risk!

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  • IRISMrBlackIRIS

    I tried picking up using a good opener (said I was doing a survey) with about 20 women at a community college I used to go to. No matter what you look like or your confidence level, you will get rejected most of the time. If I just went up to them and said "Hey, I like you and had to talk to you...ect" things would have been even worse. They women didn't show any sexual interest in me, but some of the convo's went well and they were quite nice, while some will just blow you away (no pun

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  • Jetblackcrack

    I am a man. He is indeed pretty hot.

    No homo.

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  • MalaNina007

    I want Jason so baaadly!

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  • Will John

    'my name's kong... my favourite colour is green' has to be the best line ever hahaha :')

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  • hjijaki lorian

    tehy always refuse the indian guy

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  • Christopher McCullough

    3:08 SEE YOU MIRIN

    FAAUUUUKKK Zyzz reference !

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  • Ghioc Adrian

    Forever Aloneee

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