Goddammit, Maw! Ya Blew My Cover Again!

Yet another scene from Ron Ormond's 300 Million Dollar epic, "If Footmen Tire You, What will Horses Do?"

This scene alone inspired Tennesee Williams to pen 75 percent of everything he ever wrote, including all the stuff written before this film was made. He had a time machine or something.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Infitinite
• Solutions
• Mark
• Erickson
• YTMND
• Southern
• Gothic
• Film
• Poetry
• Lonelygirl15

[MoralBankruptcy]

"Shoot her, right here? Gee, this is the best Christmas ever!"

[Chamdar7000]

One thing I think both Christians and communists can agree on is that Tommy here is a pussy.

[funker42]

Hrm... Doesn't the current American government keep track of everything you did since the age of 5?

[Lamnont]

WHen I was four I sniffed coke out of a whore vagina! but after that I didn't do much.

[zee339]

Uhh..doesn't his Jaysus always look at us and record every bad thing we've done? Communists would just kill us if they didn't like us; but Jayzus will put us in a big fire. Forever. No Escape. I'll take the Communists over Christ any day of the week.

[zee339]

i don't get it. is it the funny hats that make people talk with a fucked up accent?

[Sinvey]

damn I want this on DVD!

hilarious :D

[RobotTickleFight]

FROM THE AGE OF FIVE.

[shalozby]

Tommy was the bearded hippie from The Burning Hell.

[jahoos0]

LMAO! Good one Chamdar 7000!

[Vmiroshnikov]

that is a very interesting connection. i never thought of it this way.

"if you don't believe what we believe, then you will suffer"

this is reverend Pirkle's claim (one of the producers for this film)

and the claim made by the communists in this motion picture.