Asian (Parody of "Baby" by Justin Bieber) ft. Chan

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Uploaded by on May 8, 2010

Since people always say I look younger than I am, I can relate to Justin Bieber hahaha. This is me and Chan's parody of "Baby" by Justin Bieber featuring Ludacris.

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Lyrics:

I say, Im Jazzn.
And youre like, Hey
Just how old are you?
Are you like eight?
You think Im young.
Well no, Im not
Im like Justin Bieber, look younger than I are

"Are you KevJumba?
Or Jujii8?
Or Nigahiga?
You look the same."
Said, "There's another with squintier eyes."
But Im like, "I dont look nothing like that guy!"

(Chorus)
And I was like
Asian, Asian, Asian, oh
Like
Asian, Asian, Asian, no
Like
Asian, Asian, Asian, oh
I get that all the time (time)
(repeats)

So you think I am so much younger
And you just can't believe Im Pacific Islander
And you dont know what I am
I dont look like Japan
You think Im Mexican
You think Im Caucasian
Cause I am whitewashed
Asia, fix me!
Give me ramen, lumpia, bokchoy, pho, or pancit
I'm goin down, down, down, down
And I just can't believe I just hit that low note!

(Repeat chorus x2)

CHAN!
When I was 13, I looked like I was 6
I spoke so fast like a ninja *speaks to fast for you to understand*
I speak so fobly in Asian restaurants
I am so freaking chinky, can't see on Asians! (Woo!)
We all go look alike, I eat pigs in the middle of the street and
At school on the playground but I'm not picked for the sports until the end
You know you got be blazing cuz I is so so Asian!
That is what my race is cuz I just keep on saying

(Repeat chorus x2)

I'm yellow (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now I'm yellow (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Like a lego (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now I'm yellow (low, low, low)
I'm yellow

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Uploader Comments (JazznGuzzn)

  • You and Christian always do videos without us! D:<

    Gosh, haha we need to hang out XD

  • @KaIbeenJoben For real! Especially since I live like 2 seconds away from you now! We shall soon. haha

  • rofl. What did you do to get your voice that high?

  • @ClaycoreProductions My voice is SO naturally that high! haha jk Audacity

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This video is a response to Asian kid cries over Justin Bieber
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  • that is so racist when u split your eyes but the indian guy was funny

  • -.- sounds racist. lols xD

  • aree you 17??

  • Lol

  • @ClaycoreProductions download AUDACITY its free and doesnt have ANY viruses and its free AND AMAZINGGG! make sure you get the right one though

  • GRENADE XD

  • You look about 15. Lol, you're freakin adorable!

  • @JazznGuzzn iagry

  • Stop At 0.44

  • XD funny.

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