Gilmore Girls S06 - Clip 02.

Season 6: Clip 2
Living in the ghettos.

- PARIS: Apartment 5 is Mrs.Holiday. She steals mail. Apartment 6 is the chilli cheese boys. Take the description at face value. I don't know who's in apartment 7 because meeting 5 and 6 was enough "it takes a village" for me. Here we are, apartment 8.
- RORY: 8 is great.
- PARIS: OK, now, you have to unlock the middle bolt first...the bottom bolt second...the top lock third...the bottom lock fourth. You got to kick the door twice. And that's it.
- RORY: Wow, you really have to earn it, huh?
- PARIS: It's just a precaution. It isn't really necessary. This neighborhood is only as scary as you make it. Those guys downstairs, they just look deadly. Believe me, they don't bother you if you don't bother them. When you have guests over, just tell them they're a Doo-Wop group.
- PARIS: We keep the door fully locked, even when we're home. We actually added the chains after there were a couple of break-ins on the street, but we've never had any trouble. We've actually got a very sophisticated crime-prevention system set up here. When we leave, we always keep the radio on, rush Limbaugh of course, so they know we have guns in the house. The lights are all on a timer, so don't touch the switches, and there's a motion detector in the hallway, so don't freak out when it goes on at night. Now, over here is our trusty dog, Bloodhound. Excellent for magazine pushers and pamphlet bearers of all types.
- RORY: You've got it all covered.
- PARIS: Pretty much. That's our room. That's your room. They're both the same size, but we have an extra window 'cause Doyle has dreams about walls collapsing in on him, so he needs to sleep near glass.
- RORY: Oh, my god! Were those gunshots?
- PARIS: No, that was just a car backfiring. The real gunfire actually sounds fake. You'll pick it up eventually. They call it "ghetto ear."
- RORY: Something to look forward to.
- PARIS: Now, Doyle sleeps very deeply, so don't worry about the hours. I, as you know, haven't slept through the night since the first time I saw "The Wizard Of Oz", thank you Mum, so I tend to do my crafts in the middle of the night, but the walls are very thick. You won't hear a thing. Oh, now, the hot water in the bathroom...
- DOYLE: AAAAAHHHH!!!! Aha! You let your guard down, Geller, and I did it. I got the best of you.
- PARIS: I was giving a tour!
- DOYLE: Admit your defeat!
- PARIS: Never. Rematch.
- DOYLE: Challenge accepted.
- PARIS: Helmets on.
- RORY: What are you doing? What's going on?
- PARIS: When we moved into the neighbourhood, we thought it would be good to take some self-defence classes.
- DOYLE: Krav Maga, official self-defence, hand-to-hand combat style of Israel.
- RORY: Oh.
- DOYLE: Krav Maga is not about being a tough guy or fighting in a ring. It's about going home alive, no matter what.
- PARIS: And it's the rush.
- DOYLE: Pads on.
- PARIS: Attack on 3. 1...2...
- RORY: OK, I'm gonna go get the rest of my stuff, so I'm just gonna...
- DOYLE: Ugh! Steinbeck! Steinbeck!
- PARIS: That's not your safety word.
- DOYLE: I know. It's "Saroyan".
- PARIS: You've been practicing behind my back. I love you.

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[Cliffhangerpony]

youve been practicing behind my back? i love you? omg to much lol

[NoIKillTheBusDriver]

Paris is crazzyy!

love it!

[sccrswiftfan33]

......i just died of laughter.

[FingerFramer]

this show just got more absurd. I liked it in the old days.

[ijpmusic4life]

Paris: "You've been practicing behind my back. I love you." haha. hilarious!

[chibichibichic]

Is it just me or does that farenheit 9/11 poster seem to follow Rory everywhere she goes?....

[matthewamknol]

This device is really a good Kung Fu Training Equip. Im going to get one to train my kung fu at home I want to show you this style of training to you, just do a search for the martialarm in youtube or google.

[Sanguiluna]

If only they had let the script writers for this show write the dialogue for Star Wars, maybe the prequels wouldn't have sucked so much.

[emotionallytaken]

can some1 upload s2 richard in stars hallow or whatever, at the end?

[liltortya]

I'm a GG fanatic. My friend & I nearly spit our drinks out at Paris' boob show. I mean, what was that? She takes off her jacket then we see the release of the boobs and we did the um, ok ... Anyway the rest the clip is so cleverly written, as is the entire show.

[thesweetlamb]

hahahaha