Re: Modern Barbie - Live!

Barbie Strikes Back...oh yeah! She gives it right back to Reina Del Cid...take that! ;D Obviously I'm just messing around here in very much a lighthearted way. All in good fun!

I do apologize for my horrific microphone. It gets overloaded if you so much as glance in its general direction. I'll get a decent set up soon, hopefully.

Anyway thanks to RDC for inspiring me to pick up the guitar again after a loooong layoff! Yay, you!

Lyrics:

Well I'm hot, and I'm tan, and I don't care
I think you are just jealous of my hair
and my waist, and my legs & derriere
My fame dwarfs yours, youtube sucks...so there!
I've got it all, and I'm happy, to this I swear

Back in school I was popular and all of that
And of course I was dating the quarterback
Girls like you used fancy words and got good grades
Even so, now it's me with wealth and fame
No regrets. That's my mantra. I play the game.

Fine if the truth is really what you're after
I'm bulimic, anorexic and my life's a disaster.
I'm on allowance because Ken's a controlling miser
By the way he is really quite the womanizer
And the booze and the drugs are my only friends
Sometimes I wish my life would just come to an end

Strike all of that. Nevermind. I take it back.
My life's perfect. I hate you. That's a fact.
I'm the envy of all the world, you see I'm surgin'
I just ate tons of food, I must go purge, then
I will go to see my plastic surgeon
And to the store to buy a coat of real fur, then
After that, I will drive in my suburban
To the spa where the mud, I'll submerge in...
I am Barbie, I am Barbie

Cuz I'm hot, and I'm tan and I don't care
if I bore you...You're just jealous of my hair.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• modern
• barbie
• reina
• del
• cid
• reinadelcid
• live
• performance
• original
• song
• acoustic
• blue
• guitar

[NickTheGreek4umyMILF]

nice song!!!!!!!! Barbie girls sucks ,i like the original girls

[naomitastic]

Awesome lyrics!! keep it up

[sftvowles]

Kinda funny, well a good barbi response... nice...