John Anealio - George R. R. Martin Is Not Your Bitch

I did not record this. John Anealio did and you can read/listen to more at his blog:
http://scifisongs.blogspot.com/

This song and many others are available for FREE download on his site. You may also buy his album at cdbaby.com:
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/JohnAnealio

Enjoy, and remember, George R.R. Martin is NOT your bitch. :)

Lyrics:

I got an e-mail from a reader
who said he loved an author
who wrote epic fantasy

He asked me if I thought the writer
should feel like he's required
to finish up the series

and this is what I said:

George R.R. Martin is not your bitch
no matter how much you gripe
George R.R. Martin is not your bitch
so you might as well go get a life

I said: If you think the books are entertaining
it's best to stop complaining
writers just aren't machines

George Martin never signed a contract
to just work on that project
so find something else to read

Have you tried Fevre Dream?

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[frightenedsoul]

I think at least some mention of Neil Gaiman is in order, since it's from his blog that the artist of this song got his words from.

[thissolemnvow]

@frightenedsoul Yes indeed. Nail Gaiman is always the source of awesomeness.

[dannydean84]

July 12th!

[thissolemnvow]

@dannydean84 Today was the best day ever, just because of that news this morning. :)

[Omniceros]

GRRM doesn't owe me anything . . . if it weren't for him, I wouldn't have ASoIaF to read, period. He can take as long as he damn well pleases.

[ShaiGarENTP]

@thissolemnvow Aye, but A Song of Ice and Fire is more believable than the Bible.

[drocto21]

He can take as long as he likes to finish A Song of Ice and Fire just so long as he does not die before it is done, like some other authors i will not mention.

[Morclaw]

@ShaiGarENTP "A poem of my three mile cock" is more believable then the bible...

[YJArt]

Everyone is suddenly GRRM's bitch now.

[BalefireEnthusiast]

@thissolemnvow Indeed! :) Knowing my luck, I'm probably going to have a random heart attack the moment it's released though.

[thissolemnvow]

@BalefireEnthusiast  ME TOO!!!!!!!! :) The wait has been long and I bet it's SO worth it!!!

[BalefireEnthusiast]

@thissolemnvow Thanks. Typo. I'M SO EXCITED THOUGH!!!!!! :) :) :)

[dannydean84]

It is brilliant news. Finally Dance of Dragons has a real release date and it's soon!