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John Anealio - George R. R. Martin Is Not Your Bitch

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Uploaded on Mar 30, 2010

I did not record this. John Anealio did and you can read/listen to more at his blog:
http://scifisongs.blogspot.com/

This song and many others are available for FREE download on his site. You may also buy his album at cdbaby.com:
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/JohnAnealio

Enjoy, and remember, George R.R. Martin is NOT your bitch. :)

Lyrics:

I got an e-mail from a reader
who said he loved an author
who wrote epic fantasy

He asked me if I thought the writer
should feel like he's required
to finish up the series

and this is what I said:

George R.R. Martin is not your bitch
no matter how much you gripe
George R.R. Martin is not your bitch
so you might as well go get a life

I said: If you think the books are entertaining
it's best to stop complaining
writers just aren't machines

George Martin never signed a contract
to just work on that project
so find something else to read

Have you tried Fevre Dream?

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  • William White

    William White 1 year ago

    I think at least some mention of Neil Gaiman is in order, since it's from his blog that the artist of this song got his words from.

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  • Bryan Edwards

    Bryan Edwards 1 year ago

    Yes indeed. Nail Gaiman is always the source of awesomeness.

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  • Daniel Dean

    Daniel Dean 2 years ago

    July 12th!

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  • Bryan Edwards

    Bryan Edwards 2 years ago

    Today was the best day ever, just because of that news this morning. :)

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  • ShaiGarENTP

    ShaiGarENTP 2 years ago

    Aye, but A Song of Ice and Fire is more believable than the Bible.

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  • Diego Maciel

    Diego Maciel 2 weeks ago

    For the old gods and the new.

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  • Daniel Rohrer

    Daniel Rohrer 2 weeks ago

    George R R Martin is not your beach.

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  • Rodrigo Silva

    Rodrigo Silva 3 months ago

    Yes, and in 2020 will already have the religion of "A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE"

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  • sasooo36

    sasooo36 9 months ago

    instrumental ?

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  • ktkman10

    ktkman10 10 months ago

    I searched for fevre dream and this what I got. I like it even though it's not what I looking for. "Have you tried fevre dream" LOL

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  • SnoopyChicken

    SnoopyChicken 11 months ago

    Just started reading A Game of Thrones, it's like literary crack! If the rest of the series is up to this quality then I can definitely understand some fans impatience, even if they are utterly in the wrong!

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  • floppykid

    floppykid 11 months ago

    was the wait worth it? NO. 1000 pages of pure drivel in ADWD.

    George RR Martin's done.

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  • RaijinSX

    RaijinSX 11 months ago

    A bitch is too much for the fatso.

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  • drocto21

    drocto21 1 year ago

    He can take as long as he likes to finish A Song of Ice and Fire just so long as he does not die before it is done, like some other authors i will not mention.

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  • Morclaw

    Morclaw 1 year ago

    "A poem of my three mile cock" is more believable then the bible...

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