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Quit using it to masterbate. What's happening, everytime you nut in it, you're adding protein. This protein goes through special metabolic phases where the sperm are trying to form into a new life form. This is pretty common for Cyber Clean Chronic Masterbaters. Basically you have to kill it before it fully hatches on the third full moon of the year. You must use silver and speak the proper incantation while sacrificing a virgin.
Did yours not come with that warning on its label?
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Oh , and your cyber clean IS all the way down to replace, just thought i'd let you know.
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you should store it in the fridge. after being durable, it wears out, which means its time to buy a new one.
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You left it in the box for so long that it got humid in there and started to melt. Your not meant to leave it out either. You should take it out into the air every week and keep it somewhere cool so that it doesn't melt. But put it back in as well!
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U GOT RIPPED OFF
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@iProduktions XD LOL
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So...Its melting?
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play with it a little so it will stop sticking
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try putting it in the freezer\
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thats why you need super putty buddy
FLUBBER ESCAPED AGAIN!
iProduktions 3 months ago 21
Just like nick slime :3
SomeoneWithHats 1 year ago 11