Justin Bieber - BABY (Parody)

READ THIS SERIOUSLY!
Because people haven't been doing so and it pisses me off when I have to explain things TWICE.
1) This is a joke, laugh...haha...
2) Yes, it's me singing, don't laugh at the singing, laugh at the words. (ignore my TERRIBLE rapping skills)
3) If you like Justin Bieber PLEASE don't go all fangirlish on me "ZOMG I caaan't buhleeve ur mayking dis vidd. Jussy Bibi izz a GOOOOD! Ur juz jelous cpz he's so much sexier than you and he can siiing!!1!!"
Seriously, just shut the fuck up.
4) I actually think he has a really nice voice and this song is freaking catchy. So me and my friends made this up because we were sick of it's overplayedness.
5) No offence to JB, Joe Jonas, Ed Cullen or Zac Efron fans out there =] Or any gay people....seriously
Not for young ears XD
6) OK When me and my friends were writing this it started off being about Justin Bieber (evidence in the first verse) Then as soon as we made the chorus Gay instead of Baby - we went all out in the gay thing. Now I seriously DON'T THINK that JB is gay. Sure he sings like a girl, dances like a punk and gets more ass than I thought imaginable - but pretty much only the first verse is related to him.

UPDATE: I am now an official belieber...don't hurt me you die hard haters - but I now have Bieber Fever and am currently looking for a cure :)

Lyrics:
I know I' m ugly; I' m such a tool.
But I know Usher, so I think I' m cool.
I' m sixteen, I sound like three
And I really, really wanna be Miley.
Am I a homo? Everyone thinks so.
But I really love him, oh wait...no.
But there's another its name is Lady Gaga.
My first love left me hard in the bathroom, and I am so

Gay, gay, gay like
Joe Jonas, Jonas, Jonas Oh
I'd tap that, tap that, tap that
Oh will he ever be mine?

Now onto the subject of my square face,
Was God joking when he put me on this place?
I like to check out guys, coz they're freaking hot
I'll buy them a Speedo, to check out what they've got.
And I'm in pieces, coz they're so sexy.
And I'll stalk them till the call the police on me.
My voice isn't going down, down.
And I just can't believe my gay love turned me down.
And I'm so


Gay, gay, gay like
Ed Cullen, Cullen, Cullen Oh
I'd tap that, tap that, tap that
Oh will he ever be mine?

Lube it!

When I was thirty, I had my first love.
His name was Justine Bieber and he was a real belieber and the highest note he sung nothing could ever come above.
On our second date we
Stopped by Niagra
He brought me up daily
Don't need Viagra.
He makes my head pound
I lose a few cells when I see him in the street yeah,
Doing his business
But I'd really rather see him in the bedroom.
He know he's got me reeling, coz he is so appealing.
And now my heart is breaking, cuz I just keep on saying I'm

Gay, gay, gay like
Zac Efron, Efron, Efron Oh
I'd tap that, tap that, tap that
Oh will he ever be mine?

Now I' m whipped
Yeah, gay, gay
Now I' m so whipped
Yeah, gay, gay x2
Now I' m so whipped
Yeah, gay, gay x2
Now I' m so whipped, whipped, whipped

I' m a fucking gay.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• justin
• beiber
• parody
• baby
• gay
• funny
• laugh
• joe
• jonas
• edward
• cullen
• zac
• efron
• ludacris

[sleepyx4baybe]

funny but idk why all u ppl are hatinq on him ? supposly he qay wtf he is datinq selena gomez!! he cant sinq?!! justin timberlake _&& usher fouqht over him ?!! wthell?? stop hatinq !! he worked hard to qo to the top were he is rite now?!!! and btw is the person sinqin a boy or qurl css he or she sounds qay && cnt even siqn 4 shyt!!

[zoeandsally]

@sleepyx4baybe trolololololololololololololol­olol

[losyankee520]

haters dont be hatin mabe u a boy and u dont got tht much girls mabe u have nerds so shut up

[zoeandsally]

@losyankee520 lol yip. gotta love my nerds xD

[loveu160]

r u a girl or boy!!1

[3OH3planBskater]

Haha. He dosnt get any ass

[1029helena]

stfu!!!!!! i love justin beiber he no homo!!!!

[2012mysexy]

lol love this one

[4EvaCrazyChick]

go die in a hole you bieber hater!

[LoveSnuffles]

Loving this! Lmfao! It's great!! And your voice isn't terrible either

[zoeandsally]

@MrYippi711 No hate, just love <3

[zoeandsally]

@MrYippi711 <3

[zoeandsally]

@MrYippi711 Wait wait...u has balls now?