7.28 - "Fork Over Breaking Dawn"

In which Marion does a parody to Hank's beloved "Accio Deathly Hallows" for the Twilight community. I wish I showed more emotion when I sing, but this was crazy difficult; it takes SO much concentration and so many takes to just get it right all the way through.

LYRICS:
I'm getting kinda fed up with this
First chapter posted and the preface
You've got all the Twilighters to yell
"Don't you know the whole worlds already gone
TO preorder a copy at Amazon?
How many more books can you sell?
Please give my book or go to hell!"

Cause I need Edward Cullen
With the rest of his vege coven
And as 8-2 approaches my thirst grows

Give me Alice and Emmy-poo
Ugh, okay I guess Jacob too
Even though complications will ensue
Fork over Breaking Dawn
Fork over Breaking Dawn

I'm getting kind of freaked out inside
What'll Bella do if Charlie dies
Or if something goes awry with her truck

At least we'll finally hear wedding bells
if Bella's apprehension at last quells
But what if the Volturi show up?
Holy crap that would freakin' suck!!!!

Still, I need Edward Cullen
With the rest of his vege coven
And as 8-2 approaches
My thirst grows

Oh fork over Breaking Dawn
Or expect an angry mob to spawn
And never question whose team I'm on
*cough* Edward
Fork over Breaking Dawn

Whatever's up the sleeves of Stephenie Meyer
I sure we can get her to require
This series of four to be five

And in the end it's really gonna matter
If Bella's good or if she's bad
So let's make that five into 10!
Yeah let's make that 5 into a 10!

Cause we need Edward Cullen
With the rest of his vege coven
And as 8-2 approaches our thirst grows

Fork over Breaking Dawn
Or expect an angry mob to spawn
of a couple thousand wannabe Bella Swans
Fork over Breaking Dawn
Fork over Breaking Dawn

But mostly I'm just feelin' sad
I know this could end real bad but
I wish it didn't have to end at all
Yeah I wish it didn't have to end at all

Cause I couldn't care more about this Edward guy
If I was Forks High alumni
And as 8-2 approaches
My thirst grows

Fork over Breaking Dawn
Or expect an angry mob to spawn
And never question whose team we are on
Fork over Breaking Dawn
Fork over Breaking Dawn
Fork over Breaking Dawn

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[hptwilighter]

thanks for sharing your opinion... i guess. I'm Team Switzerland. That's all I have to say...

[Reesemissing]

If that existed, I'd so go there. And I'd so play on the hooks.

Totally.

[Sarriki]

Your voice is really pretty in this.

[ToxicMind7]

بلا خفة دم...Do not try to translate it in google cuz it's a slang language

[hrrypttrfn]

Something already happened to her truck. It was Edward breaking it to keep her at home. Also, what does Bella care about Charlie? She doesn't give him any respect, after all.

[Youtubr1989]

<3 MW!

[Youtubr1989]

I miss this :(

[xtremesnapefan]

@CandStudios I Can't stand Twilight. Honestly, its crap. It got way too big for itself. Its mostly just tween girls, and unfortunately, teenage (and adult) girls who really have no sense of reality. They don't get that it's really stupid. Techniquelty, its abut necrophillia and beastiality. Quoting one of my favorite icons, J.K. Rowling proved that it's ok for childrens books to be over 500 pages. Stephanie Meyer proved that they shouldn't.

[CandStudios]

@xtremesnapefan If you hate Twilight you are amazing!!! Im a girl in high school so you must realize how hard it is to hate Twilight and Justin Bieber but thats just me i prefer not to obsess over gay like things such as the two fags i just mentioned.

[xtremesnapefan]

Dood. I'm sorry, but I really hate twilight. The original song was made for Harry Potter, and you turned it into a twi-hard song, which is very degrading. On the up-side, you're a really good singer and guitarist.

[Yettihugs]

epic(L)

Emmy-poo^_^

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