Batesville (Indiana) State of Mind Jay-Z - "Empire State of Mind" parody

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Based on a true story.

Yeah, Imma up in Batesville,
Close to the hospital
Right next to da road
Lick on this popsicle
Living in a small town
Was 4 when we moved here
Could have moved anywhere
Yeah but we moved here
I used to live in Canada
All of my Canadians
Right above that border-way
Bring me some of that McDonalds
Put it in my stash spot
Ya I got 2 feet
Not in the kitchen, at schmidts eatin pastries
Cruising down main street,
Dark blue Rover
Drive so slow when im headin to kroger
Me Im looking dressy
Home of my boy Bryan,
Whats on the Billboard?,
Wish you would move back here, Ryan
Playing some b-ball, Still sippin bawls yo
Sitting parkside, Me and Bryan, shooting free throws.
Now were all wiped out, That I can guarantee,
Tell by my attitude that I most def-init-iy from..
Batesville
In this small town, corns what were made of
Theres not much you can do
When youre in Batesville
These crops will make you feel brand new,
These farms will inspire you,
Lets here it for Batesville, Batesville, Batesville

Drawing the Xs and the Os at the football game
Sh-t Connor Kelly is more Famous then all of them
You should know I bleed Blue, ya I am a fan yo,
we got a baller swimmer, aint got a pool though
Welcome to the farm land
Home of the hicks and,
Red necks be everywhere
They be drinkin beer
Laundry mat, laundry mat, laundry mat, washin that
When youre in this town you better know how to act
6 thousand people, those tractors be breakin
Citys really pretty, half of yall wont escape it
Me I gotta tip a cow like im getting paid
If you think this is a big town, youre just getting played
3 Degrees below
In Winter Hardly
Were going to Kopps and riding those Harleys
Statue of Harry Potter, Sippin on lemonade
Do you like my flow?
Im from the Hoosier state thats
In Batesville
In this small town, corns what were made of
Theres not much you can do
When youre in Batesville
These crops will make you feel brand new,
These farms will inspire you,
Lets here it for Batesville, Batesville, Batesville

Lights be shining,
Could say Shiners
We go hunt game, quick before they find us
Dont want casualties
We hunt real casually, there are not tragedies
Dont drive on new years eve
Caught up in a corn field
Here for a while
When your flinging dirt it will sure make you smile
This town that im in, frowns on sin
Good girls never bad, the convents filled with them,
Crusin down 46 for about 4 clicks
Take a right on Pearl street, go to hucks, buy chips
Hill-Rom to the city its our fortune
Sitting in my room in here playing violin
Come to my school, graduating in no time
Just 5 more months, someone please throw me a lifeline
Wrbi only plays country music
Listening from tractors feelin like a bunch of hicks

In Batesville
In this small town, corns what were made of
Theres not much you can do
When youre in Batesville
These crops will make you feel brand new,
These farms will inspire you,
Lets here it for Batesville, Batesville, Batesville

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• barelypolitical
• indiana state of mind
• empire indiana
• richie
• gryspeerdt
• bryan
• kuhlman
• parody
• spoof
• joke
• song
• meow kat productions
• cover

[Khartfrog]

me and my friend are in this video!

[theed43]

@Khartfrog haha where?

[jessrruble]

I am from Milan, and my roomates in college were telling me about this and they went to Jac Cen Del. This is really neat! Good job guys! it was pretty cool, I am showing my friends from South Ripley too

[theed43]

@jessrruble Thanks!

[fridderscapepkz]

hahahahahhaha B-ville home town!

[coldhearteddful]

u think batesville is boring go down the damn street to milan so suck it ill make my own paradie prick

=3 lol

[owens2495]

Wow guess frankin county ain't as cool as batesville.. pretty sure we took ur homecoming tho

[SeizeHD]

hehe I used to live here now i live in als vegas. I miss indiana :D

[IH8cornandcolts]

whos the chick in in th green hat at 1:03?? she looks good

[forster435]

I`m work by Hill-Rom in Swizerland (not Sweden:-).. nice Song! greez from Swizerland

[elrodfisher]

conner kelly wasnt to famous when milan took the bell in 2010 and won sectionals :O

[resteep]

this is so bad it hurts

[gardener2209]

Fantastic video. I grew up in Batesville and now live in Michigan. I enjoyed sharing this with friends, so they could see where I'm from. You really captured the essence of growing-up in Batesville.

[leahnordmeyer]

@leahnordmeyer sorry my brother (levi) wrote that not me