Evangelism Linebacker

Spoof of Terry Tate Office Linebacker Commercials to show how evangelism is NOT supposed to be done.

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• office
• linebacker
• terry
• tate
• commercial
• funny
• evangelism
• crosspoint
• community
• church

[jackfoxxy]

there's a difference between respecting the Lord and being boring for no reason. Jesus loved to have fun :)

[loomy112]

I pray atheists come to christ

[MultiBigmac7]

this is not as funny then the original

[drummer4life2014]

really?! ARE YOU SURE?! WOOW!! I NEVER KNEW THAT!

[TurdSnatcher777]

what, you've never read the Left Behind series?

are you not familiar with the pre-trib, post-millenialist, rapture-believing batshit insanity prevalent among evangelical fuckheads these days?

[KagariSan]

vaporize sinners? do you even know what will happen when Jesus comes back?

and no it was not fun when Jesus was nailed to the Cross. but He did it to save us because only a perfect man with no sin could do that, and in that we can have joy.

[memast5]

LOL... tough love

[cousin79]

this was tooo funny!!!!!!

[jackfoxxy]

this video is a joke. the people are actors. the angry man is not really forcing the others to follow Jesus.

[TurdSnatcher777]

Yeah, like, when he was nailed to the Cross! Fun! And when he's gonna come back and vaporize sinners kinda like Doctor Manhattan in the Watchmen! Fun! And when he watches the souls he created in your worldview get tossed into hell! Fun!

[emeralds222]

Another attempt to entice youth into the fabric of lies of religion.

You help to wreck their minds. Why don't you teach them:

That a human turned into a pillar of salt, that water turned into wine, that a snake can talk, that "God" wrestled a man, that languages came about from a tower story that makes no sense, that a chariot took a trajectory through space.

Religion makes liars out of people, nothing good or honest about that.

Religion makes you dishonest asses