Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking

Frank Zappa (December 21, 1940 December 4, 1993) was an American composer, electric guitarist, record producer, and film director. In a career spanning more than 30 years, Zappa wrote rock, jazz, electronic, orchestral, and musique concrète works. He also directed feature-length films and music videos, and designed album covers. Zappa produced almost all of the more than 60 albums he released with the band Mothers of Invention and as a solo artist.

In his teens, he acquired a taste for percussion-based avant-garde composers such as Edgard Varèse and 1950s rhythm and blues music. He began writing classical music in high school, while at the same time playing drums in rhythm and blues bands—he later switched to electric guitar. He was a self-taught composer and performer, and his diverse musical influences led him to create music that was often impossible to categorize. His 1966 debut album with the Mothers of Invention, Freak Out!, combined songs in conventional rock and roll format with collective improvisations and studio-generated sound collages. His later albums shared this eclectic and experimental approach, irrespective of whether the fundamental format was one of rock, jazz or classical. He wrote the lyrics to all his songs, which—often humorously—reflected his iconoclastic view of established social and political processes, structures and movements. He was a strident critic of mainstream education and organized religion, and a forthright and passionate advocate for freedom of speech and the abolition of censorship.
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His name is Stevie Vai
And he's a crazy guy
Last November, I recall,
He needed a spanking

He decided then
A female specimen
Would be excitin' for a night
To give him a spanking

Laurel was her name
She came to Notre Dame
He told me just the other day
He oughta be thanking
Her for the spanking

She was large and soft
And she beat him off
Made him drool upon his dork
And gave him a wanking
After the spanking

Hair brush!
Oh! What a hair brush!
(Its not that he requires grooming!
Guys with light blue hair never do!)

Then she did explain:
There's another game
That we can play with this device,
And then a banana!

It was slightly green
Vapors in between
Rising up to fill the room
And cook the banana

She said it was dry
Stevie won't you try
To drool a little drool on it
And grease the banana

Later in the dawn
Laurel carried on
She got right up and dressed herself and
Ate the banana

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@Blackdragonsander Steve Vai

[thekwaze]

Let's clear this up - The 1st solo is SV and the 2nd one is Dweezil Zappa when he was a mere teenager...

[Blackdragonsander]

@PhilosopherOnWeed Well this is my opinion without frank zappa no steve vai ;)

[PhilosopherOnWeed]

@Blackdragonsander No...from Vai...since he is playing the solo ;)

[Blackdragonsander]

@PhilosopherOnWeed Genius guitarwork from frank zappa you mean ;)

[probrojeffro]

Even named after Steve and what he's doin' to that guitar. Go boy!

[6789drummerboy]

i love how this song is about the guitarist who's playing. lol vai is the man.

[PhilosopherOnWeed]

Genius lyrics ofcourse...and genius guitarwork from Vai.

[Komodoensis]

Dude you are my hero, thanks for uploading these :)

[JonaBay]

sweet solo