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A small band of brave men struggle against enormous odds, battling a superior force, and though ultimately they are defeated their sacrifice becomes a source of inspiration and hope that rings out like a clarion call through the pages of history. But enough about the Mighty Ducks. 300, in contrast, is about a gang of shirtless and immoral baby-killing idiots who hack up a larger group of idiots on some cliff in Greece a couple of thousand years ago. To a soundtrack of ersatz Nine Inch Nails.

Starring Gerard Butler as a shrieking inarticulate Scotsman (so in other words "a Scotsman"), 300 delivers on its promise to be the bloodiest movie since Carrie 2: Carrie vs. Saw. (Though it should be noted that in lieu of blood, 300 utilized digital globs of diluted road tar.)

To make it a fair fight, Mike enlisted the help of battle veterans Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy. 3 against the 300! This...is...RIFFTRAX!

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  • This is by far my favorite RiffTrax. Absolutely hilarious.

    "Oh yeah that's right we have a giant! Let's see what he can do."

  • let's see what else we got OH we have a giant, let's see what he can do!

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  • Should rename this as "Let's Watch - 300"

  • toenails shape as razors!

  • @carbonlaminate the cerebro/magneto thing is a running joke in the rifftrax series that started after they did x-men

  • "Oh that's right! We got a giant! Let's see what HE can do!"

  • "They have served the dark will of Persian kings for 500 years..."

    "They deserve a raise!"

    "OK, who took my happy mask?"

    "They may be immortal but they could use a ladder."

    "They're very creative with dead guys."

    And my favourite:

    "Have we got anything like....oh, that's right, we have a giant, lets see what he can do!"

    I think this one is by far the best RiffTrax.

  • I can't stop laughing at "They deserve a raise" and "Eleven and one this season alone"

  • Gooood times.

  • I hope the Rifftrax guys will do "Watchmen" (another Zack Snyder

    film) when it comes out to DVD and Blu-Ray later this year.

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