SHE SUNBATHES ON VENUS poem by David Curtis

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SHE SUNBATHES ON VENUS

God is a woman.

Only women can achieve
mood swings of Biblical proportions.

Create mankind,
then try to destroy it,
get so jealous
a commandment is made
not to worship another
and finally promise undying love
only to damn us to Hell
if the feeling isnt mutual

- much like I endured
when my better half
threw me out for good.

God is a woman.

Dont take it on faith.
Take it from me.

I should know
- Im the Devil.


(David Randall Curtis)

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[WhyDidYouGoAndDoThat]

Give me the devil any day.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

I'm here anytime you want me :P

[rozeboosje]

I'm a believer

[DavidRandallCurtis]

Roze: I'm a believer too. Glurb is a woman :p

[controversialbook]

I suspected you had bats in the belfry, but I never knew they could get in one's sperm. But assuming the picture behind is a picture of a family member...

[SriCassiopeia]

You are an inspiration.

[Pamandymagic]

Still my favourite...

Pam x

[MrEyeintheSky]

::crickets chirping:: although that may be interpreted that the crickets indeed enjoyed your show and are crying " Oncore Oncore"....

[AuroraKismet]

Her loss,the world's gain.We women are such utter fools sometimes.

(I say that due to a Biblical proportion mood swing)

[TheTazTN]

Another great one Dave! Your wit, sarcasm, and imagery is awesome! Thanks for the invitation. I tried to send you an e-mail last night, but when I got to the end of it , I evidently accidently hit the backspace or something and lost it. I was too pissed and tired to start over, so I'll try again tonight. Looking forward to more from you. TC-JohnnyB

[IvyBedouin9]

Has the Mars Rover stumbled upon the devil's bathtub yet? Haha. Great poem David!

[ArabicAtheist]

David I think I am obsessed with this video, I watch it every day.

[Midknyghtchild]

So true. So true.

[Pamfino]

My spamming stalker at it again! LOL!