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Jasper feels he has some very legitimate questions he needs to ask his girlfriend Tina, so he pulled out his video camera and laid each question out on the table and sung what he wanted to say to the tune of "I Told You So" by Country legend Randy Travis and the super talented American-Idol-winning country music singer Carrie Underwood. Needless to say, after watching this video myself, and after analyzing the situation and doing a little human psychology on Jasper, it's easy to see that this is one paranoid dude. Tina loves Jasper with all her heart, but for one reason or another Jasper thinks she wants to murder him, which is the sort of thinking that'll break a couple up I do say!!!
Will they stay together? I guess we'll never know. :(
OR WILL WE?!?! ::THUNDER CLAP::
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Lyrics:
Suppose Im eating some jellybeans, and one gets stuck and I start choking,
and suppose I cant get it out no matter what I do,
would you run in here in a frantic pace
and save me with the heimlich maneuver?
Or would you stand and watch my face turn blue?
And better yet if I nearly die after stepping in some water and get electrocuted
upon attempting to unplug the curling iron to put away?
Do you think you would try to save my life by calling the 911 phone number?
Or would you simply turn to me and say...
I hope you croak!
Oh I hope you croak!
I hope that hot dog you ate night gives you heart failure if the electrocution doesn't do you in!
I hope you croak!
Oh I hope you go!
Because youre fat and dumb and useless and I don't want to see you ugly face ever again.
Now I hope you know I think your great and awesome and I love you.
And when you look at me you smile, you're just so damn polite!
You've never said a single unkind word to me!
You always make me the greatest dinners!
Come to think of it I don't think we've ever had a single fight!
But you know I find myself paranoid and always full of questions
and I had a very disturbing thought while I was at work today.
Suppose my hands get cut off in a blender soon
would you rush over and try to help me?
Or would you sit with your coffee cup and celebrate?
Would you say I hope you croak?
Oh I hope you croke!
I know you say you love me but would you ever want to see my face smashed in with a brick?
I hope you croak!
Oh I hope you go!
I know it sounds kinda silly but I cant help but worry if youd love to see me dead and impaled on a giant stick.
I know it sounds kinda silly but I cant help but worry if youd love to see me dead and impaled on a giant stick.
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sk8erdude1121 3 months ago
@sk8erdude1121 hey don't be so hard on yourself. People like you just the way you are.
OkieMerrod83 3 months ago
You know by looking at you,I can tell you live in your mothers basement??
brokenheartedfool75 1 year ago
@brokenheartedfool75 does my bedroom look like a basement to you?
OkieMerrod83 1 year ago