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Atheists and the Blind and Mindless Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Uploaded by on Aug 9, 2008

http://www.reasonablefaith.org/site/News2?page=NewsArticle&id=5933
http://www.evolutionnews.org/2008/08/the_proper_rebuttal_to_the_fly.html

Atheists believe in a blind and mindless flying spaghetti monster. Richard Dawkins called it the "blind watchmaker." What he meant was that this blind watchmaker was really natural selection. But basically, what the blind and mindless flying spaghetti monster (ie Darwinian evolutionary natural selection) teaches (well, teaching requires action, so the blind and mindless FSM only does things by pure chance) are the following:

1. Intelligent man are a product of unintelligent "design."

2. Rationality came from a non-rational mind, or a non-rational spaghetti monster.

3. There are no purposes in life.

4. There are no goal-directed forces of any kind.

5. There is no ultimate foundation for ethics.

6. There is no ultimate meaning in life.

7. There is no free will for humans.

8. Human life is no qualitatively different than an animal's life, like an ant's or a tick's life.

9. There is no final judgment or life after death so live life as wild and crazy or immoral as you want.

I think the blind and mindless spaghetti monster pastafarian, Richard Dawkins, put it best, "In a universe of blind physical forces and genetic replication, some people are going to get hurt, other people are going to get lucky, and you won't find any rhyme or reason in it, nor any justice. The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference. As that unhappy poet A.E. Housman put it: `For Nature, heartless, witless Nature Will neither care nor know.' DNA neither cares nor knows. DNA just is. And we dance to its music."

May the noodley appendages of the blind and mindless spaghetti monster continue to bless you, atheists!

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