Sonic Screwdriver (Trock Parody of Telephone by Lady Gaga)

This is a new version of a song I did about 7 months ago as response to a discussion I was having. The first version was rushed, so this version is not only MUCH better, but it has a VIDEO!

Enjoy!

MP3: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NB99XKBT

Lyrics:

Hello Mr. Alien;
No - you can't hide from me.
I can turn off your disguise
very easy peasy.
Oh, you're made of metal?
I can break you piece by piece.
I'll use my sonic screwdriver
and yell allons-y!

Y-yell allons-y!
Y-yell allons-y!
I'll use my sonic screwdriver and yell allons-y!

In a pinch
If I need to amplify some x-rays,
Or identify a substance
from a ship in deep space,
Or need to save your consciousness
to a planet sized pc,
I'll use my sonic screwdriver,
and yell allons-y!

Stop blinkin', stop blinkin',
I don't wanna weep anymore!
I left my sonic back on the TARDIS!
Stop blinkin', stop blinkin',
I don't wanna weep anymore!
I left my screwdriver back on the TARDIS!

Someone stole my ride,
wanna limit it's range,
gonna use my sonic screwdriver!
Wanna add to a phone
that universal roam,
gonna use my sonic screwdriver!

Someone stole my ride,
wanna limit it's range,
gonna use my sonic screwdriver!
Wanna add to a phone
that universal roam,
gonna use my sonic screwdriver!


Girl, my sonic don't work on wood
But it's not the only answer.
Just look at the Master,
I beat him once with laughter.
Fifth me had no screwdriver
and it was no disaster.
But I'm glad I got it back, sir.
It makes things go much faster!


It can fix electronics,
or weld together things
Aso it can triplicate
the flammibility.
Got a wound or cut that
needs some minor healing?
I'll use my sonic screwdriver,
and yell allons-y!

y-yell allons-y!
y-yell allons-y!
I'll use my sonic screwdriver and yell allons-y


Stop blinkin', stop blinkin',
I don't wanna weep anymore!
I left my sonic back on the TARDIS!
Stop blinkin', stop blinkin',
I don't wanna weep anymore!
I left my screwdriver back on the TARDIS!

Stop blinkin', stop blinkin',
I don't wanna weep anymore!
I left my sonic back on the TARDIS!
Stop blinkin', stop blinkin',
I don't wanna weep anymore!
I left my screwdriver back on the TARDIS!

Someone stole my ride,
wanna limit it's range,
gonna use my sonic screwdriver!
wanna add to a phone,
that universal roam,
gonna use my sonic screwdriver!

Someone stole my ride,
wanna limit it's range,
gonna use my sonic screwdriver!
wanna add to a phone,
that universal roam,
gonna use my sonic screwdriver!

(G-g-g-g-geronimo!)

My screwdriver!
M-m-my screwdriver!
wanna add to a phone,
that universal roam,
gonna use my sonic screwdriver!

My screwdriver!
M-m-my screwdriver!
wanna add to a phone,
that universal roam,
gonna use my sonic screwdriver!

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• sonic
• screwdriver
• parody
• funny
• spoof
• doctor
• who
• speaker
• lady
• gaga
• comedy
• dance
• captain
• jack
• eleven
• ten
• nine
• tardis
• rose
• tyler
• martha
• jones
• donna
• noble
• trock
• timelord
• rock

[Inferification]

Nice name. Most Orson Scott Card fans are also Dr Who fans. ;)

[speakerwiggin]

@Inferification The enemy's gate is down!

[speakerwiggin]

@11thDoctor1 Matt has Geronimo, David had Allons-y, and Eccleston had FANTASTIC!

[bramghuys93]

@ThaumaticResonator

No, it's the Master from 'The End Of Time'

[Kingkahn222]

0:27 favorite epsiode

[ThaumaticResonator]

2:03 Is that the guy from Life On Mars?

[ThaumaticResonator]

@Inferification Key difference: there's no religion based on a time/space travelling police box. Wait... No, that's someone else I'm thinking of...

[TheAmberh44]

Who could dislike this?: non dr who fans non dr who fans=lame people= no life=sad.

DON'T BE SAD. LIKE THIS VIDEO

[missfarah1998]

LOL!!!! XD

[fantasticfranj]

BRILLIANT!!!

[TheAmberh44]

EPIC. No other words needed.

[Wildal2000]

AWESOME

[Sharpclawasaurus]

I have listened to this so many times in the last few days since I first heard it.

IT'S SO AWESOME!!!