BEST BABY SITTING TIPS EVER

Today we learn about baby sitting.




hello and welcome to the gradualreport my name, when whispered sounds like, Danny Danny DAnny and when screamed sound like DANNNNNY. today a suggestion from the comments .... crazyevonny writes you should make a video about what to do with kids when you have to baby sit...

great idea... evonny

intro...

The first rule of the baby sitting club is keep the kids happy and stuff. so you will need to organize fun activites like

a treasure hunt, take something of theres that is really important to them like ateddy bear or a security blanket and barry it in the Yard. make sure they didn't see you hide it. then give them a seriers of complex riddles to solve in order to win back there prized possesion.

another fun game is the floor is lava ... teach the kids to climb on all teh funrinture in teh house not allowing them to touch the floor...

or show them how to use the micro wave... put a bar of soap in there and other weird things.. encourage them to expirement with teh stove and electrical outlets...

or you guys could build a fort from pillows and blankets and stuff... be sure adn tell them that the skills they are learning here will serve them well if there parents never return for them and they have to live alone in the big empty house.

you can also play other important games like hide and seek for those times they have to hid from daddy's belt or worse if mommy left daddy and has a new mean boyfriend that dosen't like kids they may need to hide from him till his drunken rage is over and its safe to run away.

the most important thing to emphasise to the children is that they can trust no one...... not even themselves...

or you could just give them something to color, read them a bed time story and tuck them in.

final summation: The advise i just gave you is funny to tthink about but scary if implimented.. I never had a baby sitter growing up, i was left to my own devises and except for a brief will this burn expiriemts I conducted int eh yard there was no real danger. In the comments below tell me the stuff a baby sitter did with you guys...

I love you my little lemon drops and join us on friday when we continue our important work...

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[Kaiablubblez]

You should make a video on what to do when your friends are being Assholes

[iMbAlLiNbejealouss12]

IDEA ALERTTTTTT!!!!!!!! Ok so you pretend to audition for American Idol!!!!!!!!! Thumbs up or something if u think it's a good idea and maybe he'll out my comment in his show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eminembeast66]

It usually goes like she comes over then my parents leave we play board games then somehow were watching a romantic movie and start making out then after a few minutes we are ether in the bed or shower

[leya2fabulous]

i always play around wit them a lil bit then i be like "NAP TIME" and i put them to sleep thats my favorite part of baby sitting

[leya2fabulous]

@YendoranLetha WHY IN THE WORLDS WUD U SAY THT THTS HOW CHILDREN GET SCARS FOR LIFE AND IT DOESNT MATTER IF U WERE KID'IN OR NOT JERK THINK ABOUT WAT U SAY FIRST

[YendoranLetha]

I have sex wit them

[ChewyMilk19]

1:30 sounded more like german

[kulic57]

1:29 WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­AAHAHAH

[Kaylotron]

"If you touch the floor, you will BURN YOUR FEET! Or in chinese... mee maih mooh hai mooh hai!!!" XD

[Krazikittehz98]

I sit on them like a BAUS xD

[TheVendettaMinecraft]

i teach them to read!

THE SATANIST BIBLE AND DANTE'S INFERNO

[mitchrapful]

I have to go to bed early:( lemindrop