Being Rethinker of the Month isn't about working hard, or saying smart things. It's not about good ideas, or making clients happy. That stuff doesn't matter. What does matter is that you don't talk, ever. And you have to take naps at work, frequently. You have to wander into your neighbor's cubicle, stare blankly, and then leave. And finally, and most importantly you have to follow your master to the bathroom, every time. No exceptions.
Does one have to be a dog to be a rethinker?
mosslimbater 2 months ago