A woman and her friend were out one night, hanging outside one of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl's, Melissa, ends up meeting this guy Jon and they talk for at the most for 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.
This was the actual voicemail that Jon left Melissa. Billed by many as, The Douchiest Phone Message In History.
He's copying Dimitri. Exact same words.
starfaery 1 year ago
Copied from Dimitri the Stud... Havent you people seen it?
chabsie 1 year ago
Thanks
getpaidatthebar 3 years ago
your a douche
tiggerthirteen 3 years ago
Post pics lol
MrCanuck 3 years ago
Yes she was but she's my ex now, new new girl is hotter...lol
Jon
jgillardi 3 years ago
lol well then that girl is freaking HOT.
MrCanuck 3 years ago
but in not in the movie....lol
jgillardi 3 years ago
That guy is me....lol
jgillardi 3 years ago
Oops, I meant *babe is hot. And the guy look like one of the guys from the movie "Swingers".
MrCanuck 3 years ago