Nostalgia Critic- Holiday Clusterf**k+Lyrics

I dont own this or anything related to this, this is all property of Doug Walker(i think?)

(edit: Now i got the lyrics fixed thanks expecially to NashTheBlade)

Lyrics:

It's the holiday clusterfuck, holiday clusterfuck
Citizens gathered together to run a muck
Bucks flying Everywhere, folks pulling out their hair
People are waving while paying with great despair
If we don't fill winter with dollar bills then our depression peaks on top
We'd rather have stress than to be real depressed so we all shop until we drop

Malls crowded everyplace, nowhere a parking space
Everyone's screaming "Get Your ass out of my face"
Buying Kids Cheap Costumes, Lines in all the bathrooms
Paying a fortune, Extortion's now in full bloom
People are shoving while claiming they're loving that holiday joy they feel
And your kids feel that joy if you buy the right toy so better keep your eyes peeled

Holiday Clusterfuck, Holiday Clusterfuck
Citizens gathered together to run a muck
Antiques and Christmas Cups, Suicide Rates go up
Kids whining "Buy me a Robotic Psycho Pup"
Holidays jumbled, three months is a bundle to handle with grace and ease
We must make a living so piss off Thanksgiving, and jump straight to Christmas, please

Going, Going, and Gone
Change Decorations out on your Front Lawn
Losing that Magical Touch
Seeing your In-Laws three times is too much
Trick Or Treat, Merry Christmas
Going to Church for your annual mass
Kwanzaa, Hanukkah too
Best get it right, Someone's libel to sue

Holiday Clusterfuck, Holiday Clusterfuck
Millions of Billions find their shit just out of luck
Visiting Santa's Crib, lying straight too your kids
Pray they don't need therapy for your tiny fib
This shit comes earlier, seems almost every year, making us spend away
Christmas if we voted should not be promoted right after St. Patrick's day

Christmas and Halloween, Thanksgiving's in between
Putting on more weight than Shamu on Lean Cuisine
Snow falling everywhere, Traffic's a real nightmare
Can't wait for summer, a bummer, we're kind of scared
Emotions flying, our patience is dying, what happened to all our cheer?
We whisk money away until Valentine's Day, thank god it's just once a year

Holiday TV Specials
Watching Santa Claus and Jesus wrestle
Sending out Christmas Cards too
Wishing good cheer to folks you hardly knew

It's the Holidaaaaay
The Holidaaaaay

Holiday Clusterfuck, Holiday Clusterfuck
When did this time of year, full of cheer start to suck?
Someone cut us a break, help us for Heaven's sake
We're frowning while drowning, please God no more fruitcakes
It lasts a while so put on your smile, don't let them know how you feel
We all have to fake it so shut up and take it and chow on your Christmas Meal

It's the Holidaaaaay
The Holidaaaaay
Clusterfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Category:

Music

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• Nostalgia critic
• Holiday
• clusterfuck
• best
• song
• ever
• nostalgia
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[uk4ever95]

thumbs up if u think doug should win a grammy, or, whatever music award, for this

[holyhandgrenade999]

Some stores have even given up on decorating for Halloween, and already have Christmas decorations up. Couldn't they save time and energy by leaving them up all year?

[gogobobby1998]

is it a bad thing that i can sing this song from beggining to end just from memory?

[irekayevatsnay]

this makes me want to makes me wanna make a hybrid being of holloween, thanksgiving, and christmas (i don't care if someone bitches about the other holidays around that time)

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

and WTF does christmas have to do with okami???

(its a good game, but wtf??)

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

fuck history make-up! i'm gonna listen to THIS! :D

on that note....."we'd rather feel stressed than to be all depressed?" that actually sounds like why i started my history make-up today!

[Alexansu11]

I love watch this Musicale with You tube snow.

[RJFDCMC]

this should be Christmas no 1 

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

@holyhandgrenade999 its weird how even STORES skip halloween! as in by the end of september the stores already have christmas decorations!

[RIlianP]

Instant holiday classic for me

[wamphyriscurse]

@hackensac Yes...because that's the only other "Barney" in existence, as far as we know

[NinjaRacoonDelta2]

Someone should censor this for radio standards. It could be a hit.