Bill Hicks- What your reading for?

Find the fucking passage.

Find the passage? I don't own the book, and even if I did it's almost a thousand fucking pages long! However, I am almost positive that the book reading comment and the confusion from being asked the question are both in the book. It's almost identical, that's why it immediately came to mind. The scene has nothing to do with the plot, and is small and easily forgotten. I doubt King even remembers writing it. He is known to be thoroughly plowed when writing, he doesn't even remember writing Cujo

Well, it's cool that you knew that.

But Hicks added the part about the guy rising from the booth, right?

Yeah, but the waitress is there. It's not word for word identical but so close that it struck the memory. I'm actually surprised I remembered it.

I like the way people have thumbs downed you for saying this!
They obviously really do not get what Bill Hicks was or else they would compliment you.
They must be waffle waitresses

*rolls eyes*

Could be that he did, though I haven't read that book so I wouldn't know what to say. But you people shouldn't thumb this guy down because he said that. Ok, saying he "ripped it" kinda has a negative tone to it, but I don't think there's anything wrong with taking inspiration from a scene in a book to turn it to a joke. Frankly, I don't care if it really happened to him, because it easily could've and it's funny as hell.

Also, his hillbilly impression is great!

I know how he feels!