You'd rather have a douche

This song is not about anyone in particular... just a general observation of the strange and mystifying love that so many females seem to have for douche bags - i.e. guys who walk around in baggy basketball shorts, with a big chain round their neck, making strange hand gestures, or the guy who would never be seen out 'on the town' without his best, ironed, striped dress shirt and dress pants or khakis, with neatly shaven hair, or perfect spikes, or maybe a backwards baseball cap to totally offset the smartness of everything else he's wearing, and to cover up the fact that he's balding. They act like they have more testosterone running through their blood than oxygen... which probably explains why there's not too much oxygen getting to their brains to allow for any kind of intelligence.

The fascination with these guys, who will basically do exactly what I'm sure the majority of females say they do NOT want (ie. "play them", or "just try to get into their pants, and then leave them"), is inexplicable...

Category:

Music

Tags:

• You'd
• rather
• have
• douche

[nippywiffle]

Hah yeah, I know, they're female douches... but I just wanted to make up a song about douches.

[NariYounis]

Ok really, cause any girl who'd "rather have a douche" can't possibly be worth crying over.