The Midnight Beast - All Time Low Parody

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Bum, Bum, Bum Bum, Bum (Bum Bum Bum),
Bum, Bum, ["Yeah but this wasn't planned.."] Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum Bum,
(A FEW MORE 'Bum's')

Prayin' won't do it,
Beggin' won't do it,
Cryin' won't do it,
Nothin' gets us in the charts.
Arr.. it's really hard (hard, hard, hard).

Flowers won't do it,
Chocolates won't do it,
Death threats don't do it,
Everyone's tried it now
Even little bow-wow-ow-ow....
Yippee-Yo-Yippee-Yo...

So when you gonna play our,
When you gonna play our song,
Tom? Tom?
"Well it's a very busy show.."

And do you know,
How we can get ourselves on radio?
We're so average,
So fluffin' average
Dressed in little denim clothes,
And wearin' make-up, make-up.

Bribin' won't do it,
Stalkin' won't do it,
Violence won't do it,
It's like gettin' blood from a stone,
'Only the stones a person,
and the blood is a wish (wish, wish, wish...)'

I thought because our manager,
Owns a radio station,
We might get played on radio,
Without a hesitation
Couldn't think of another word
To rhyme with hesitation
(MUMBLE)

And do you know,
How we can get ourselves on radio?
We're so desperate,
So ruddy desperate,
Wembley couldn't hold our egos,
Wearin' make-up in our videos.

I can't even find a place to start,
With my head rammed so far up my...
Aaaaaaassssking you a question,
'Coz I want to know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know...
If you could get us on the radio!

So start the fireworks
(Owwwww!)
I burnt my chest hair (hair, hair, hair..),
Oh god it really burns (burns, burns),
(Ow, Ow, Ow)
It's left my chest bare (bare)!

We're playin' Stadiums,
I'm afraid of big crowds,
We'll probably have a beer...

..if Management allows. Do you know,
How we can get ourselves on radio?
We're so hopeless
So bloody hopeless,
The only thing we really know,
Is we're wearin' make-up in our videos.

And that's 'coz record sales fly sky high,
when you apply mascara on your eye,
Oompa-Loompas want to know where we tan,
Do you know make-up really makes you a man.

I can't even find a place to start,
With my head rammed so far up my...
Aaaaaaassssking you a question,
'Coz I want to know,
how we can get ourselves on radio...

Category:

Music

Tags:

• TMB
• The
• Midnight
• Beast
• All
• Time
• Low
• Wanted
• Parody

[Aimee00241]

They should defo make a music vid for this, bet it would be hilarious xD

[Bexx500]

The Wanted did a parody of this you know that? Oh that was the original?

[04hday]

This is awesome;3

[Rachaaelmeister69]

Fitties;O....thumbs up if youu agree;O

[LauraxTW]

I love The wanted and the midnight beast soo this song is just epic haha ;)

[missdaisywanted]

this would be good...if it was true :(

[StefansGirlfriend]

@MissAjayxTW IKR? It was far then better then original

[MissAjayxTW]

This rally isnt better than the original but its still bloody hilarious !!!

[Sherlockisaking]

ohhhh.

i love stefan's voice sooooo much...

<3

[gillian95clark]

i remember this on the radio :') wish all their songs were :(

[CizzaXanneX]

fluffing average :D

[HeShatOnYou]

I bloody love you guys xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx