Happy Birthday from Stephen Hawking

Joe suprises Christine with a secret Birthday Weekend Getaway delivered by Stephen Hawking.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Stephen
• Hawking
• Joe
• Christine
• birthday
• getaway
• surprise
• black
• hole
• cosmology
• computer
• voice

[yonglin1212]

Happy Birthday

[ikepiggy]

Are those playing cards?

[sph201278]

Happy Birthday Stephen. One in a billion.

[Baxy911]

Me: *Stephen Hawking Voice* I am Stephen Hawking

My friend: No you're not

Me: *Cocky voice* Nope I can walk!

[MrScotland262]

@SpencerBenedict2nd

Congratulations you have passed the test.

I am God.

You have one visa to heaven with your name on it.

I will be waiting for you. :)

[SpencerBenedict2nd]

@MrScotland262 You continually make it painfully obvious, by the subjectivity of your comments (or lack thereof) that you don't have the I.Q. of the embryonic contents of an egg, much less the chicken. Good luck with that.

[MrScotland262]

@SpencerBenedict2nd You have converted me. I am now a beleiver It all makes sense now "the chicken and the egg" How god lets us destroy our selves Lets inncocent children starve Causes Earthquakes and storms that claim more innocent lives. We ask for help but receive nothing. Yet we continue to worship him for no reason. Catholic Priests raip children. And they speak on behalf of god. PRAISE THE LORD.

[ModelbuildingTANKS]

@MrScotland262 True. I guess what I meant to say was more along the lines of you wouldn't want to have your life like that.

[SpencerBenedict2nd]

@MrScotland262 "There is no evidence that he was here. all of the murders, all of the car wrecks all of the rapes all of the mutilations all of the torture All the starvation Disease and terroism,"-MrScotland King Of Obtuseness

>All this strife on earth is of man, not of God. Man is the cause of all the evil described which a very real lucifer supports

"And God does not aswer prayers or prevent such things"

>God answers prayers and He gave mankind the free will & freedom to destroy himself.

[SpencerBenedict2nd]

@MrScotland262 "There is no point in praying as nothing ever happens."-MrScotland

>Are you speaking from your own experience? You must be, because you certainly cannot presume to speak for the other 6.7 billion of Gods children on the planet. Again obtuse.