NU Confidential 2:3- Spice Girls - Wannamakepartner

Northwestern Law's Wigmore Follies 2007


Yo, I'll tell you what you want, what you really really want
So tell me what I want what I really really want
I'll tell you what you want, what you really really want
So tell me what I want what I really really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna make partner.

If you want that future, forget your past,
'Cause the law firm partner track moves really fast.
So don't go wasting, your precious time,
Forget about relationships and you'll be fine.

I'll tell you what you want, what you really really want
So tell me what I want what I really really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna make partner.

If you wanna be a partner
you gotta get on the pill.
You can't be making babies
If you wanna bill.

If you wanna be a partner
you have got to give.
Families come second
that's the way it is.

What you think about that? Now you know how it is—
The track you gotta take—it ain't like his.
Men get a trophy twenty-year-old wife
while women have to balance both career and life.

Yo, I'll tell you what you want, what you really really want
So tell me what I want what I really really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna make partner.

If you wanna be a partner
you gotta get on the pill.
You can't be making babies
If you wanna bill.

If you wanna be a partner
you have got to give.
It's hard to be successful
and keep your uterus.

So here's the story from A to Z: your ovaries
are now liabilities:
You gotta bill about twice as much as all the guys.
Gotta dress repressed—they're scared by sexiness
The rest of your life's a mess. You're under duress for seriousness.
Senior partners frown on girls who get around.
Senior partners frown on girls who get around.

If you wanna be a partner
you gotta get on the pill.
You can't be making babies
If you wanna bill.

If you wanna be a partner
you have got to give.
Only 10% are women
and that's the way it is.

If you wanna be a partner
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

Senior partners frown on girls who get around
Senior partners frown on girls who get around

Really, really, really wanna make partner!

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