Tom Cruise's Dumbest Quote

I was bored. -.- I didn't think it would actually get views lol. c:
I recorded it with my old camraa. :D


The Blondes
Jessica Simpson - "Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says Chicken, by the Sea"
Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist"
Paris - "What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?"
Kimberly Stewart - (on Jennifer Aniston) "I like her cuz she's like, homely. She must have something else going on cuz it's not like she's gorgeous or anything."
Alicia Silverstone - "I think that the film "Clueless" was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

The Leaders
George Bush - "Too many obgyn's aren't able to practice their love with women across this country."
Arnold Schwarzanegger - "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
Bill Clinton - "If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mommy."

The Georgraphically-Challenged:
Britney Spears - "I get to go overseas places, like Canada"
Christina Aguilera - "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
Dan Quayle - "I love California. I grew up in Phoenix."

And The Truly Bizarre
Joaquin Phoenix - "Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain"
David Hasselfhoff - "I find it a bid sad that there is no photo of me at the museum at Checkpoint Charlie."
R.Kelly - "All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through."
Brooke Shields - "Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

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[sarkasmi83]

The dumbest quote on this clip has got to be "It wasn't so much what Tom said, it was how he said it" - since we didn't even hear him say it. :|

[krystagabriellaxox]

hahaaa i was looking for Joaquin Phoenix's quote about the frog in his hair.

if you happen to get it or find one could you please tell me? kthnxbye.

[tryandlisten]

@mattezyk69 So, that means you won't be buying a copy of Dianetics anytime soon?

[HIVisaLIE]

@WonderfulXistence and so are the rest of americans

[HIVisaLIE]

@mattezyk69 and your point is ?

[mattezyk69]

The cult of $cientology brainwashes people, is dangerou, and needs to disppear. That said, Tom Cruise being adamant about being an expert on psychiatry and drugs while calling Matt Lauer glib was hilarious. That idiot actually really believes that the teachings of a moron science fiction writer who cooked up a ridiculous story to base a cult on, make him some kind of authority. Cruise doesn't have the authority to be trusted to take out the trash. Just a totally deluded idiot.

[sweiland75]

thank I Xenu am Atheist :)

[roryphelan]

that is redonkalous

[sciomni2008]

HOW IS IT DUMB WHEN WE ALL KNOW THAT THEY USED ELECTRO SHOCK ON PEOPLE

[WonderfulXistence]

Tom needs to get his head out of his ass, of course, that will never happen... he is a Wackotologist.