Sammon Says How to become God in 5 Easy Steps.wmv

You too can become a God with my new CD kit. Easy to follow instructions to impress your wife and friends.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• God
• divinity
• CD kit
• Sammonsays
• John Sammon
• comedy
• satire
• standup comedy
• humor

[Kaapo73]

I became god last year but found out I was the wrong one, you know - The hateful one. So now i'm asking if just maybe your godkit could transfer me to a more liked (not hated) god

Pleasee Mr, send me the God-kit - I swear I will pay you for the kit after i get better god-rights than now, being mr M is a shitty deal, I think I don't even have a dead son with this god contract I'm having now, all I can do now is destroy

Or how would i know being such a shortmemory and fast-changing god that i am

[bobindio43]

Maybe that kit will get me a job

[theroyalscottsman]

what a Blasphemer

[wsboring]

How did this psycho excape the State Hospital? He's either being sarcastic or is a real nut job!

[politicalarticles]

Where can I buy your kit John?. LOL!