8) Tom Cruise Crazy- Jonathan Coulton, Paul and Storm

Recorded at the Paul Gleason Theater 9-12-07

Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie
At least all his people tell him so
And while he thinks that she's a very special lady
It's probably not the way he'd choose to go
And a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction
Good thing that he's not gay anymore

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
You'd buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is always getting older
He knows he'll never be that young again
And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder
He says a thousand younger leading men
He knows someday he'll have to play
An old retarded grandpa
While someone younger plays his sexy son

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
You'd buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise knows somewhere there's a place for him
He's not of this world anymore...

Somewhere in some secluded castle
Poor Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall
And the outside world is always such a hassle
Sometimes he won't go out at all
There are millions who know his name
Everybody loves him
Why is it that he feels so alone?

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
You'd buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Tom
• Cruise
• Crazy
• Jonathan
• Coulton
• Paul
• and
• Storm
• Awsome
• folk
• gle3nn

[DarthWario]

Cool new vid-I am so hooked on JoCo thanks to you and spiffworld.

You two are some of the greatest people on Youtube-especially you for the live performences.

Keep it up!

[wawern]

I love Jonathan coulton lol, GO GO :P

[harvey73rox]

@sconethief I like them too. ^~^

I've just been able to meet JoCo And he's a nice guy. :3

[sconethief]

@harvey73rox dont hate paul and storm :(

[harvey73rox]

This Man Is My Hero.....Jon Not Paul Or Storm

[kiwafruit]

This is freaking awesome!!

[maxaemam]

awsome

[hedlundman]

I fucking love this!

[killwayne]

the guy is on the left is funny as hell, oh my "huh huh huh huh huhhhhh"

[Carnifextube]

You just got linked on Fark. Maybe now you'll get as famous as you deserve. Then you'll go Jonathon Coulton crazy!