Choosing my religion 2

An explanation of how I've come to choose which god to follow. I'm not saying this method is right for everyone, but it worked for me.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• religion
• christianity
• islam
• christian
• muslim
• jesus
• mohammed
• allah
• god
• jehovah
• yahweh
• buddha
• buddhism
• judaism
• heaven
• hel

[epic87110]

sex or bacon................ bacon

[roxyosox122]

@deidara003 Are you talking about Hinduism? I'm sure Buddhism doesn't have gods. That would be a personal belief.

[Thespeed10101]

@lavajets wow a crack in the moon you definitly coverted me

[johanmandal]

Atheist! cool

[ifallatah]

@lavajets Really NASA discover a crack on the moon..!??? please proof ur claim from NASA website. only Arab & Islamic websites talk about this myth..

btw I used to be Muslim, born and raised by religious family in the "HOLY" Mecca, so I know the truth about Islam and Mohammad

[patrickthesaint]

@lavajets

-Why did Allah allow his message to get corrupted? Doesn't he want people to follow him?

-Yes Muhammad existed, but did all the events in his life happen, or have they been exaggerated?

-To determine which parts of the Bible have been corrupted, I'd need the original Qur'an. Can you produce this?

-I'd also need the original Bible before it was corrupted. Can you produce this?

[lavajets]

@patrickthesaint

-God sends a prophet to deliver the message and some commandments but each time the commandments get corrupted by man made traditions, god sends a new prophet to restore the commandments

-NASA discovered a crack on the moon if u dont believe me research it

-mohammed isnt a myth, history confirms that

i want u to go and read the verses in the quran regarding the ppl of the book so u wud  know which comandments of the bible may have got altered

the quran is a literate masterpiece

[catbass93]

@purawebs In the context of the whole Bible, perhaps. But Jesus makes clear in Matthew's Gospel that the ceremonial laws (including the kosher rubrics) are not half so important as honoring things like "love your neighbor as yourself." (Matt. 19:19)

[purawebs]

@catbass93 contradiction?

[catbass93]

An actual Christian argument for not keeping kosher would have been: "Not what goes into the mouth defiles a man, but what comes out of the mouth, this defiles a man." (Matt. 15:11)

I know, it's meant as a joke, but I still like to maintain accuracy.