News of the World: I read the 'Screws' today, oh boy

I read the Screws today oh boy
About an unlucky man who worked for Dave
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph

He blew his career out in a flash
He didn't notice that his staff were [REDACTED]
A crowd of people went on Twitter
And said you'll really make us mad
If you don't pull your ads from the News of the World.

I saw a film today oh boy
Trinity Mirror had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
and bought the Sunday Mirror
and the Sunday Express.... and the Mail on Sunday

I read the Screws today oh boy
Four hundred jobs in Fortress Wapping
But though the paper was closing down
It won't mean a thing will change
The rest of Fleet Street and the Met Police have lots to answer for... (fadeout)

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Entertainment

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• news of the world
• andy coulson
• rupert murdoch
• phone hacking scandal
• beatles
• a day in the life